What Guys Should Eat For Dinner

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What’s wrong with a pantry that only has canned corn, Spam, and Spaghettios?

Jared Schumacher 0:00

Pizza Hut Paul. Give me some good guy dinner ideas. I just recently bought a house that all my pantry consists of is three cans of sweet corn, a can of spam, and two cans of spaghettios. Spaghettios is busting at room temp straight out of the can. What's wrong with that pantry? Yeah. Well that's I was gonna say I have

Miles 0:20

no sounds simplistic.

Tyler Miles 0:23

I have no notes. Just get a little Caesars every once in a while. Wait, so time

Miles 0:27

out he's eaten room temp spaghettios out of the can. Mm-hmm. That's that's Dave's move. Don't you remember? Is this Dave? That was his way of carbo loading after his body shut down from drinking too much kombucha. Yeah. Wasn't it kombucha and spaghettios or or no chips and he found out kombucha was healthy for him. Drink too much kombucha every day is because if you drink too much, there's lactic acid that builds up in your body. So he was drinking too much kombucha. So therefore it was too much lactic acid. And lactic acid for people who don't know is the stuff that builds up in your muscles after like an intense workout and makes your muscles shut down. Yeah. And And so his whole body started shutting down.

Miles 1:11

He went to the doctor and they said, Like, if you just stop drinking kombucha, you'll be fine. So then he stopped drinking kombucha and he got it in his mind that he needed after that he needed a carbo load. So he ate potato chips. Or no, no, no. No. He he then just started hammering spaghettios.

How can drinking too much kombucha lead to lactic‑acid buildup and carb‑loading?

Miles 1:29

But Kombucha. Kombucha doesn't he didn't think it tasted very good, so he would always wash down kombucha with potato chips. Jesus

Tyler Miles 1:39

Christ.

Unknown 1:39

Fuck yeah. Right.

Tyler Miles 1:43

How is this man alive? He's gonna

Miles 1:46

live. He's never gonna die.

Unknown 1:48

I mean, that's just been through hell and bad.

Miles 1:50

But I mean, that's a Dave coded move out of that out of him. So I I don't know. I I don't mind it. He he's wondering what he should do. Yeah, what he should put. Maybe some

Jared Schumacher 1:59

good guy dinner ideas. I

Miles 2:01

think he should get some

Jared Schumacher 2:02

cereal.

Miles 2:03

I also think you should just need a deep freezer full of meat.

Unknown 2:05

Mm-hmm.

Miles 2:06

I'm gonna be honest. Like good guy meal is just having a assortment of meats. Sometimes you're gonna do steak. Sometimes you might do, you know, uh pork of some sort. Sometimes you're doing deer meats, sometimes you're doing chicken. Mm-hmm. You know? It starts with the process. And then and then after that, I mean, the world is your oyster. Yeah, no.

Tyler Miles 2:28

Nothing is out of place. Like

Miles 2:29

when when I was

Unknown 2:30

in college, it

Miles 2:30

was nice because Sorry, no, you go ahead. Sorry. No, I was gonna say again, that was that was not me cutting it off. No, no, yeah. I was I was in my own world thinking about what I was thinking about, and then you just happened to start like three seconds earlier for me. You can go ahead. My thoughts not leaving. I just don't want people to think I was cutting you off. No, it's all good.

What simple ‘good‑guy’ dinner ideas involve cooking just meat and a Caesar salad?

Miles 2:51

I don't take any offense to it. It's just my brain sometimes. See like you guys have to wait for me to pause. You gotta pause and wait for me to pause. You gotta you gotta pause. That's fine. So that I finish my thought.

Unknown 3:05

You could you finish your paradise. Same

Miles 3:08

well let me finish. Yeah. Same shit happens with me and him. I could never get out of full thought.

Unknown 3:17

Go ahead, Ryan. Like a good guy meal is really only having to cook one thing and that being like the meat. Everything else you should just be able to pop in the mic. That is true. Like a bag of deer

Miles 3:30

sausage. Yeah. Like deer ring sausage. My entire meal will be just Cooking that, whether it's boiling it on the stove, or sometimes I'm even just putting in the microwave. I do. And just eating that and that is it. Correct. That will be my whole meal.

Unknown 3:46

Yep. Yeah. And if I like if I make a steak, I'll maybe get like one of those salad, like Caesar salad kits from the grocery store. They are it's already got the dressing and fucking croutons and shit in there. Um, that's easy to whip together. So yeah, cooking one thing I think is the move. Everything else can go in the microwave. So for

Miles 4:01

dinner, you're just eating a Caesar salad, no like protein or anything?

Unknown 4:04

No, no, like like I would I'd cook a steak and then I'd have a Caesar salad. Yeah, you don't have to cook that.