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You Wouldn't

10 Year Reunions and Gastro

20 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What health issue is Will facing at the start of the episode?

0.031 - 4.437 Pat Clifton

We're going on tour. We're doing live shows and tickets are selling fast. Will, it's a new look show.

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4.477 - 5.178 Will Gibb

What are we doing?

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5.359 - 6.601 Pat Clifton

What are we doing?

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7.281 - 27.31 Will Gibb

We're doing sketches. We're doing a little bit of improv. We're doing a little less live pod, a little more live show. Yeah, mix of both. Some variety, some fun things like that. I think if you guys have been to a show before, you've not seen anything like this. If you haven't been to a show before, you've obviously not seen anything like this because you've never seen it before.

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27.351 - 33.423 Will Gibb

Yeah, it would be a good balance of both. Yeah, I think we want to have a lot of fun. We want to try some new stuff and we think it'll be really enjoyable.

33.443 - 44.449 Pat Clifton

Cracker. Tickets are in our link. Shows are in June. Get them. We're going to Perth, Newcastle, Sydney, Gold Coast, Wollongong. Coughs. Coughs. Tickets in our buy. Let's go.

59.785 - 77.743 Will Gibb

Yeah? Okay, let's just... No, no, no. No, no, no. What I'm saying is like, let's just... What? Okay, ready? I liked that. You need to give more build up. You're just going like this. No, you're not giving enough width. Ready? I love that.

77.884 - 78.845 Pat Clifton

Oh, I love that. I love that.

Chapter 2: What embarrassing moments did Pat experience at his 10-year reunion?

78.925 - 81.207 Pat Clifton

Say more width, bro. Actually, no. Sorry, I feel bad about that.

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81.347 - 82.188 Will Gibb

Are you fucking serious?

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84.911 - 87.914 Pat Clifton

Yeah, sorry. I feel bad about it. Yeah. No. No. Yep. No.

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87.934 - 88.054 Will Gibb

Hands.

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90.228 - 92.671 Pat Clifton

Cunts.

92.691 - 103.483 Will Gibb

Yeah, that was fine. No, one more. No, that was bad. No, I didn't like it. Fuck, bro. This is so annoying. Yes.

103.503 - 104.885 Pat Clifton

I like that. All right.

Chapter 3: How did the boys react to the gross Uber AI voice?

105.205 - 106.987 Pat Clifton

I didn't love it. Fuck's sake.

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107.007 - 107.348 Will Gibb

Do you want more?

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107.508 - 108.089 Pat Clifton

Yeah, one more.

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110.351 - 110.652 Will Gibb

I like that.

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111.012 - 111.433 Pat Clifton

Let's do that.

112.193 - 123.663 Will Gibb

Hey. Doing cunts. That would be a funny clip is you stare at you like just sitting in the chair the way you were and I'll just keep clapping. Write that down. Clip.

123.923 - 125.245 Pat Clifton

Clip it. I'm not in it.

Chapter 4: What hilarious stories do Will's friends have for Pat?

125.845 - 126.626 Will Gibb

Oh, you're not on camera.

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127.207 - 135.817 Pat Clifton

We can just do a fake. We can do it. Ready? We'll fake it now. Ready? You just do, just have you looking fucking like you're annoyed. No, less acting.

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136.598 - 149.031 Will Gibb

Stare at like, just stare at, stare at the fridge. And then rub your eyes like fucking hell.

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151.976 - 158.126 Pat Clifton

And then maybe a giggle like, are these cunts fucking serious? I didn't believe that.

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158.246 - 186.446 Will Gibb

That was good. Okay. Welcome to the pod. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. Now, if you've been shitting out of your ass, if you've been vomiting out of your asshole and your mouth, your name might be Will Gibb. Food poisoning alert. You know what, though? I can never tell if it's food poisoning. I kept Googling. Do I have food poisoning or gastro?

186.466 - 189.95 Pat Clifton

Well, it's not a clear-cut thing. I don't know if there's a strict answer on it, you know?

190.311 - 196.098 Will Gibb

Yeah, you can never tell. And they send you, like, the... If you felt these symptoms are more in line with food poisoning.

196.438 - 206.191 Pat Clifton

That's fucking bullshit, mate. You're shitting... Water, you're vomiting shit. No one can tell if it's gastro or food poisoning, bro.

206.211 - 206.752 Will Gibb

You reckon?

Chapter 5: What are the implications of marrying a murderer?

325.742 - 349.192 Will Gibb

And I like accidentally binge ate. Yep. I ate a lot of food for me. So I ate half a block of Cadbury like top deck bubbly. Yep. Then I ordered this like massive Kirtosh chocolate cookie. Yep. Ate the whole thing without realising it and then like a whole box of shapes or like half a box of shapes when I wasn't hungry.

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349.212 - 367.359 Will Gibb

Like I was full and I was forcing myself to just like snack and eat while I was watching this movie. Then I'm putting myself to bed... The night before, by the way... I'd went to bed at four and woke up at eight. So I was on four hours of sleep. Then I got a text from a mate of mine that was like, yo, we're in the city. We're having a couple of drinks.

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367.82 - 387.943 Will Gibb

And I hadn't seen this guy in probably like two, three years. And I was like, fuck yeah. Like I'll come meet you. So I got out of bed, got changed and shit. went out to the city, didn't have any drinks, but then stayed out with them till like two, came home, slept, and then in the middle of the night, oh no, the way fucking home, I was feeling sick.

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388.043 - 395.28 Will Gibb

The Uber, the taxi driver, I shit you not, 120 kilometers an hour through the tunnel, that cross city tunnel. Wee!

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395.26 - 417.576 Will Gibb

dude life of my i was literally clutching the fucking i was like dear god get me home he's copped the fine and god doesn't give a fuck about my faggot kind but i was like brother if you care about me get me home flying down this cunt i get out it felt like i was on a roller i was like The fucking, what was the one? The hyper DC. Hyper coaster, bro.

417.977 - 423.493 Will Gibb

Imagine the hyper coaster, but it's a fucking, the guy stinks a bit that's operating it. Yeah.

Chapter 6: What are some funny hotline stories shared in the episode?

423.513 - 444.182 Will Gibb

That was the fucking vibe. He smelled. The guy, my taxi driver stank like shit. They often do. See, it's racist if you think that's a race thing. That's racist. Because I haven't said anything about... That's true. The fact that you're laughing, Kyle. That's racist. That's really bad.

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444.722 - 451.172 Pat Clifton

You shouldn't be laughing. Because you're laughing like we've said something wrong. Like, oh, that's a bit etch. It's not etch. It's just a fact.

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451.613 - 453.977 Will Gibb

So then you're associating that with what? With what?

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454.477 - 474.752 Pat Clifton

Well, I'm not associating with anything. Okay. I thought it was a funny comment. Right. I got banned from Uber once for fucking telling the guy, can I please put down a window? And he refused and he kicked me out. No. Yes, bro. What? He kicked us out. What? Yeah, anyway, story for another time.

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475.433 - 482.02 Will Gibb

No, alright, he kicked you out during the... Oh, so you're pissed. And you're probably going, oh, can I vomit, bro? Anyway, get out.

482.24 - 499.34 Pat Clifton

So can we open a fucking window, bro? Because you were going to vomit. No, I've never vomited in an Uber. How pissed were you? I don't know, bro, this was years ago. That's not the question. I'll get to me being pissed on the weekend after your story. That's not the question. How pissed were you? Not very pissed. But you just don't remember? No, it was like fucking six years ago, bro.

499.36 - 503.519 Pat Clifton

I was going from pre's out, so not that pissed. Right.

Chapter 7: How do the boys feel about their upcoming Patreon content?

505.662 - 527.626 Pat Clifton

But that standard back then would have been... You would have had about 40 beers. No, I probably would have had maybe half a bottle of Jim Beam. Is that serious? Yeah, because my old man... Is that a prease? Huh? Is that your prease? No, I wouldn't sit in my room with half a bottle of Jim Beam. No, no, I'm just saying, is that how much you would drink at prease?

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527.647 - 542.846 Pat Clifton

I remember one time before I went to the Cursor concert, I had maybe... Three quarters, I was fucking legless. Went there and screamed some Cursor songs. In my chinos and Vs and everyone else was in fucking TNs. That's sick. Fuck me, it was out of place.

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542.866 - 555.577 Will Gibb

Anyway, I stumble home. Literally stumbling. My G-force is all fucking whacked. I get to sleep and at about 6 a.m. I wake up. You know that feeling? Yeah, I'm going to vomit.

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555.597 - 558.644 Pat Clifton

Oh, no. Does the inside of your mouth go a bit watery?

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558.885 - 589.984 Will Gibb

Yeah, and you're swallowing a lot. When I'm swallowing, I'm like, yep, it's time. So I go, vomit, vomit, vomit. Go to bed. And I'm like, that's fine. I overate and I fucking was in a crazy taxi. A bit run down. Yeah. Wake up the next morning. My head feels like it's got a 50 billion kilos of concrete attached to it. You know, you can't even... Like standing up is like... And you're like, bro...

589.964 - 618.452 Will Gibb

and just lethargic fatigued like walking up the stairs to have a shower i fully had to like lean against the door and be like like okay like it felt like i'd run a marathon i was like fucking hell i couldn't even walk up the stairs had to sit in the shower couldn't stand yeah and then it's almost where you'd have a bath i reckon yeah well i had a bath as well no diarrhea though okay

618.82 - 638.18 Will Gibb

Sunday rolls around. This is where I've got the diaries. But are you still vomiting on Saturday or not? Saturday I only vomited the once. Yeah, okay. And then, but also what happened was it was that heavy fatigue and broke was the worst. I know those days when you're like, okay, I'm just going to sleep this off. You go to bed, you're physically tired, but mentally you're not.

638.981 - 642.627 Will Gibb

So it's like, go to bed, go to bed, go to bed. You think it's been three hours, 40 minutes.

642.647 - 644.51 Pat Clifton

Honestly, can't, I'm not, not me.

Chapter 8: What unique takeaways do the hosts have about food poisoning versus gastro?

644.53 - 650.16 Pat Clifton

That is me every single night. It's so bad. Hey, every night I'm physically exhausted. I can't sleep.

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650.14 - 674.01 Will Gibb

It was me from 11 a.m. till like 10 a.m. the next day, just forcing it, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep, sleep. And I couldn't even watch TV. Like TV was tiring. Like it was just that awful feeling. Sunday comes around, head's a bit better, but motherfucker, we got the runs. And that's where I pooed my pants. I sent you guys a photo. Yep, yep. I vomited again randomly. I was just in the shower.

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675.592 - 675.692 Unknown

Whoa.

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676.381 - 700.784 Will Gibb

And then like vomiting out of my ass. Sorry guys, if you're eating, put your food down. But like, I could see like the undigested food in the toilet bowl. Just as water though? You know when you see chunks in your vomit? Oh, right, sorry. It was that in my shit. Sorry guys. Yeah, isn't that normal? Isn't that what poo is? What do you mean? Like poo is chunky, isn't it?

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700.804 - 704.067 Will Gibb

No, but you know how you see like vomit chunks? This is disgusting.

704.087 - 705.949 Pat Clifton

Poo shouldn't be chunky. What do you mean?

706.334 - 708.477 Will Gibb

This is awful conversation, guys.

708.757 - 720.734 Pat Clifton

Come on. Yeah, that's not chunky, though. You shouldn't be able to say bits of food in your poo. Unless you have corn. That's so true. But you know those weird... You do say lots of corn.

720.794 - 725.541 Will Gibb

You know those, like, clear... It almost looks like onion in, like, your vomit. It's, like, weird, like...

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