Afterdark and underwater
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What kinky button-removal confession opens the episode?
I'm telling you to loosen up my buttons, babe. Uh-huh, because you keep fronting me. Say what you will do to me.
Uh-huh, because I keep... I'm telling you to loosen up my buttons. Loosening up buttons. Is that a sexual song? Yeah, yeah. She wants you to, like, basically fuck her, silly. Yeah, but loosen them first. Like, foreplay first. Take the buttons off, cunt. Yeah, but it's not like a fucking rip them all open. It's like essentially undo.
No, no, no.
Like kind of kiss down my belly while I undo them. If you rip my buttons, I'll be pissed. I'm wearing like a fucking great shirt. Yeah, I'm wearing expensive shit. Yeah, potentially denim jeans and those buttons are solid. You're not ripping denim jeans. I want to know if there's a male equivalent, but obviously like, so when you're with a female and let's say you're making love, let's say I'm making love with Tiana, right? And you're really just passionately making love, right? So you're fucking silly. No, no, no, no, no.
Oh, it's passion.
There's nothing inserted yet. It's just pure love and tongue. Right, so how could love... So that's not really making love yet. No, but see, I reckon making love is the whole process. That's kind of like saying making bread's only when the bread is pulled out of the oven. That's not true. Do you know what I mean? Pat, you know what? I can't even deny what's been said. Yeah, that's what I'm talking about.
You can't bake bread without making the dough, baby.
Exactly right. How are you going to bake bread with your brothers if it's not fucking rolled by Nonna first, you know? Ooh. You keep going, brother, because you're on something here. Yeah. And it's a Vyvanse. You're on meth. Technically meth, Vyvanse, same thing, I think. So you're getting into it, right? Still clothed. But then you go to take the bra off, and everything's been a very smooth process, right? The shirt comes off the back. And there's times where you just kind of get stuck at the bra for a little bit too long and it really fucking sucks the life out of the whole experience. No, there's nothing, bro, because we just have fucking T-shirt shorts. Yeah. There's nothing. Unless you're dating a really femme guy and maybe he's wearing some sort of corset.
But is the corset the one they tie? That would be hot undoing that. Unless they double knotted it. You know what I find really unattractive, but if that's your yum, then I'm not going to shame it. But like any sort of, any clothing on top, like I don't find like, oh, I'm wearing a sexy outfit hot, but I find the naked body attractive. But I see you wouldn't loosen the buttons, you'd rip that shit. No, no, I'd loosen the buttons.
How do the hosts debate sexy outfits and male lingerie equivalents?
But you know how it's like when, and obviously if they feel sexy, cool, but if someone was, if there was like a male equivalent of lingerie, and let's say like my boyfriend comes out wearing lingerie, I'd be like, oh, okay, do you want to take that off? So then- I do see what you're saying. Like, I don't know, there's something a bit, like lace fronts and all that. I'm just a little bit like- I don't know. Maybe because it's feminine, then I'm not attracted to it. What about a sexy outfit? Like, that's not sexual. Like, would you ever see someone wearing an outfit and be like... Okay, what do you think is an outfit that's, like, sexy? Like, to a guy, like a secretary kind of outfit. Do you know what I mean?
Well, let's go through outfits. Like, maybe stockings and, like, some high heels. And, like, you know, that's sexy. What do you think a sexy... What do you think are, like, yeah, like, sexy, like, outfits that most people wouldn't think are sexy? Oh, that most people wouldn't think are sexy? Yeah, obviously everyone's, like, fireman or, like, maid or something. No, see, I don't really find those firemen. No, no, but they're the generic ones. Holy fuck. One time Tiana dressed up in, like, a Teletubby outfit and, dude... Are you kidding? Bro, it was fucking bizarre. Wait, you're shut the fuck up. No, no, no. We were going to a kid's party and she was like, can you dress up to like, you know how like on Christmas you get someone to dress up as Santa?
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Chapters
5 chapters
1
What kinky button-removal confession opens the episode?
0:07–2:49
2
How do the hosts debate sexy outfits and male lingerie equivalents?
2:49–15:21
3
Which countries make the hosts' 'top five best countries' list?
15:21–26:10
4
What happened during Pat's turbulent panic attack on a flight?
26:10–51:06
5
Why is the new supermarket 'fairy bread mud cake' causing a stir?
51:06–1:05:58