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Chapter 1: What is the significance of the Leviticus movie in this episode?
Happy Leviticus release day, everybody. Go see it. That's why I want to start. But it's not. It is. Isn't it out Friday? No, it's out Thursday. Oh. In America. But today you're listening on the 18th of June. You can go and watch Leviticus and go and see it. It's a fucking great movie. Well, speaking of Leviticus, we've got our first ever guest guest.
As if you're new here, we've started to do once a month guest episodes as a bonus ep. So every Sunday of like the third Sunday or the last Sunday of the month, I don't really know yet. This Sunday is the first one with a very, very special guest involving Leviticus. Potentially the main actor in Leviticus. So that'll be out Sunday 6 a.m., Sunday morning. Get around it. Bonus ep for free.
Chapter 2: How did the campervan tour experience impact the hosts?
It'll be on Spotify, YouTube, all of that. And can I just say one last thing on it? Please. If you have any interest, because obviously sometimes we get people saying, oh, I want to make stuff and, you know, maybe get into that sort of space. You have to support Aussie stuff because if Aussie stuff does well, then we get to make more stuff. Yeah, and pay full price for your ticket.
Otherwise, you're not supporting them as much as you could be. Yeah. So there you go. Thank you, everybody. Because Will doesn't pay full price, but he'll tell you to support them. I pay full price. No, you don't. You pay concession, but that's okay. All right. Is concession full price? Yes. No, it's not. It's the full price of a concession ticket. But are you a concession?
Chapter 3: What unique guest appearance is featured in this episode?
Yeah. No, you're not. I'm autistic. So what? That's not what I get. It's not a disabled. Also, I buy senior. It's not for disabled. You buy senior. Yeah. I buy senior. Even cheaper. No, but you don't understand that. Anyway, it doesn't matter. The point is go watch it. Now, we're back in the studio. The tour. Well, the tour's not over because we've got Sydney in a week.
But like the camper van vibe is over. The camper van vibe is donezo. I'm a little bit sad. Dunny, dunny, dunny. That's what we were shitting in, dunnies. I had so much fun, bro. What a time. So much fun. I will say this, and this isn't to say like that I didn't enjoy it, but I swear to God, it feels like it went for four weeks. No, it felt like we were in there forever. Forever.
I agree with that. It honestly felt like weeks. Do you agree, Kyle? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. When I came home, I literally was like, whew, like that plopped my stuff down, had a shower, was like, oh. And mum and dad are like. Settle down. Oh, where have you been? Yeah. You duck out for milk.
Chapter 4: What are the highlights from the recent Sydney show?
Yeah. Have you been staying at a mate's place? Yeah. No, I've been on tour, mate, for months. How did the soldiers feel when they came back? Dude, imagine who was the cunt from fucking with Wilson, the netball ball? What's that movie? Great movie. Tom Hanks. Dude, sorry. That is one of my favorite movies that I never mentioned. Flushed Away. No, that's right. Lord of the Flies, isn't it?
No, brother. That's the kids. Fucking, bro. Tom Cruise, he gets crashed on an island. No, it's Tom Hanks. Flushed Away.
Chapter 5: How do the hosts feel about the audience's reactions during the tour?
Tom Hanks. Flushed Away. No, bro. Fuck. Cast Away. Cast Away. Cast Away. That's it. Thank you. Bro, one of the great movies. Yeah. Holy fuck. Imagine him. Well, I don't know, bro. I reckon ours was not worse. Felt longer. Did he fuck the volleyball? I don't know. Like not in the, I'm sure that he did, but not in the movie. No, I know they don't show it in the film, but I wonder if he did.
Chapter 6: What funny anecdotes arise from the campervan experience?
Yeah, he would have. Good on him. Imagine all the things you would do out there. Oh, can I say something so gross on the topic of fucking? Why are these flies like so attracted to your knees? This is so messed up. Sorry, just before we go back to the tour. So I was making myself a smoothie yesterday, which felt great being able to go back to the homemade smoothies.
And you know when you leave a Greek yogurt for a little bit and you open the tub up and it's kind of like a bit watery and you have to like mix it around to get that texture back to looking fluffy. I just tip the water out. Oh, really? I just mix it around and then it goes back to normal. What do you do? Yeah, you got to mix it in. Yeah, you just mix it. I don't know what it is.
Probably getting rid of nutrients and stuff. Is it lactose? What is it? I don't know. Anyway, so I'm mixing it around and it's kind of, you know, I was a bit hot and whatever. I'd been for a bit of a walk and I was just looking at this and I was like, holy shit. Like if I was 1% hornier, I would have wanted to fuck it. Like I did want to fuck it. The yogurt? Yeah, just the tub of yogurt.
Like, it looked so hot. But, like, use it as lube or something. No, I wanted to fuck it. But you wouldn't have felt anything. I know, but I just wanted to, like, put my dick in it. Yeah, and then just jerk it. I probably would have put my dick in it and then squeezed the container around my dick. Oh, yeah. So, is there a ringing happening or is that just in my ear?
I think that's just in your ear. Okay. And just start fucking the thing. Yeah. Like that.
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Chapter 7: What are the hosts' opinions on the importance of supporting local content?
Nuts. Yeah. But then clean up would have been a disaster. Oh, yeah. Fucking hell. And then imagine, like... You put it back in the fridge and then someone else used it for theirs. No, I wouldn't have put it back in the fridge. It wouldn't taste as good after. It wouldn't? No. I reckon it almost tastes better. Yeah, a bit of human. Bit of fresh pain in there. But anyway, I don't know.
I was just looking at it. I was like, God, you look cute. Yeah. Maybe not cute's the word, but like, God, I want like your ice cold cream all over me. Yeah, I just want to fuck it silly. Anyway, I didn't and I made a nice mango smoothie. Let us know if you ever do. 100% I will. Call in the hotline. What's the weirdest thing you've ever fucked? Yeah. Mine was Kyle on tour.
That's probably the weirdest thing I've ever fucked. Fuck, it was fun. It was really grateful for everyone that came. And now let me rank the shows from best to worst. You got to give a bit more than if you're about to go shit on some people. Okay, well, what do you want me to say? Well, be honest. You can't just quickly brush over. I'm super, super happy. Now I'm going to just roast you.
I'm not going to beat Rose. Now I'm going to rank them from worst to best. I said best to worst, but I'll do worst to best.
Chapter 8: What controversies do the hosts discuss regarding public figures?
Very grateful that we get to do that. Last place Canberra. It's true. And guess what? We vlogged the whole fucking thing. The whole experience. So we're splitting it up into two parts. And part one comes out Sunday night, 6pm in the proper non-povos. Don't blow up at us. Don't get angry at us. That's where it's coming out. Thank you. Last place, Canberra. 6pm, bro.
What were the first three cities, states? Is that where it'll come out? First two, I think. First two. And it was fucking action-packed, cunt. Like Byron. Before the farm. Before we went to the farm. Yeah, okay. About halfway then. Anyway, that'll be out Sunday, 6pm. The whole fucking thing. God, some shit happened. Last place, Canberra.
And I'm also then going to rank you on the meet and greet after. I've got two rankings. Last place, Canberra. Not really the crowd's fault, but also the crowd's fault in a sense. You guys are quiet. And that's fine. The TV didn't work and it was glitchy. That was upsetting. You guys were really good for that as well. This is the thing. Other shows were really good.
And Canberra, it was just that we'd come off a great show. And, yeah, what can I say? I don't think it was the best show. Yeah, I know. But I think sometimes the earnest has to fall, like I've said in the vlog, I think sometimes the earnest has to fall on not just them. It's kind of like, okay, maybe it wasn't as loud. Maybe we weren't as good. Maybe we weren't as good, 100%. Next, Wollongong.
Not 100% because you actually said, no, we were fucking good. It was them. Yeah, I did. Next, Wollongong. Again, I think the room setup was bad. It was too big and it felt like there was a big gap between us and the energy wasn't able to transconnect there. But I still didn't mind it nonetheless. Yeah. Second place, Coffs. Just a fun, small show.
It was really intimate and cute, but they had a lot of energy. And number one, I mean, obviously it's going to go to Newcastle. But you missed out on Gold Coast. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Okay. I liked Goldie. Fuck, I liked Goldie. Yeah, true. I did, didn't I? You did. Okay, Gold. You know what? Goldie comes second. Yeah. Goldie comes second. It was a fun show. They were really up for it. It was fun.
And then in first place. Newcastle. First place, Newcastle. You feral cunts. In a good way. Now, let me say this. And then we've still got Sydney to come, baby. And it's looking like our biggest show. The first release sold out. Second release is out and selling fucking fast. And it's the final release. Can I shit on someone and then I'm done with the shitting? Yeah. Is that okay?
I'm going to shit on two people. Okay. To the drunk cunts that came into the coughs meet and greet. You're a bunch of scumbags. Okay. What are they? Are they scumbags? No, there was one person who, you know, it takes a lot for me, but I was fucking very like, oh my God, this is not all about you. Like we're trying to engage here with everyone. It was awful.
And this, okay, now I'm going to shit on someone. And this is the thing, guys. You know me. I don't like to shit on people. I really don't. I don't like to be the guy that talks shit and is mean. You know what I'm like. I'm kind. You know, I'm positive. Well, you never complain either. I never complain. That's why it's such a rarity. I know. And...
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