Glory Days are Over (Kyle’s Back)
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Is Kyle back from Europe and what technical hiccups greeted his return?
now before we dive into the app no let's just dive into quickly come on before we get into that we got to address it like guess who's back the man in the back the man in the pink sweater jay-z's back back back tell a friend looking good brother i like the kind of fresh shoes it's yeah a bit dirty i was about to say mate they're not very fresh anymore but they're fresh You almost scruff them. When I used to buy new shoes, like white shoes, I used to go outside and rub them in a bit of dirt so I didn't look like a full nerd. Yeah, that's cringe. Well, before now. Now I don't know any pair of white shoes. Yes, you do, bro. I don't. What do you mean? These are grey. Oh, my God. So, Kyle, before you left, I think there was an award that you could pick up, genuinely.
Do you want to know what the award is? What? Sloppiest producer. Yeah. Potentially worst producer of the year award.
Yeah.
We're going to have to add it to the OGs. So are we seeing a new Kyle on return? Yeah. I'm fresh.
You know what's so funny?
What? So me and Kyle jumped on a Zoom call yesterday just to go over like some things, like the guest hand back over. Cause I was like, I took over his emails and shit. And I was like, brother, look, let's be real here. You were on holiday mode. Like before you left- I feel like it was the first time where like Pat was actually serious. Yeah. Whenever it's been like, oh, you fucked up. It's always been funny. And out of interest, Kyle, did you book the holiday five months before you left? Cause you were probably on holiday mode for about five months. I'm going to call Kyle brother. You were on holiday mode. There was some fuck ups, but like, You're back now, you know, like switch on, get out of holiday mode.
He goes, yeah, mate, I promise you I'm on. He posts a clip that night, last night. The caption, Luke and Sassy Scott, just completely over their faces of the photo on the clip. So it's like a photo of Luke and he's covered their faces. So it looks like we're trying to block them out with the caption, Luke and Sassy Scott. I sent it to him. I said, well done, mate. You've come back. You've come back with flying colors.
I said, that's one holiday fuck up. That's nitpicky. No. No. Nitpicky. I would say it's a stuff up if someone commented something.
Brother, nitpicky. Let me show you what will. Yeah, I know. It looks like they're blindfolded. No, no, no. It looks like it's one of those... Go look at our Instagram, guys. You know those Netflix documentaries where it's like the killer of Burroughs Street and they have the fucking title across their eyes.
It's like we're trying to announce our next guest and block him out. Like, guess who it is. That's how we might reveal our next guest.
They look like fucking ISIS kidnap victims.
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Anyway. But you know what, Kyle? Welcome back.
No, welcome back, mate. It's good to be back. I hope you switch the fuck on, buddy. Kyle. I'm good. We, while you've been away, have written a bingo card of things we think might have happened to you in Europe.
Nice.
So may I read these out? Yeah. Okie dokie. This is in no particular order. This is just whatever. First one. And this is to do with you or the group that you were with.
Yeah.
Someone got locked out of the accommodation. No. Didn't happen? No. Flying star. Happened last year, but not this one.
Flying star.
Maybe that's why it was in my head. Red cross. Red X. Someone went missing. No. Great. Shit. This is a fucking brilliant start. There was a fling that one of the boys or potentially you started and it ended on the trip as well. No. Awesome. Bunch of fucking virgins. Kyle has a threesome. That was Pat. I'll just put the X now. Travel issues. Hang on a second. Yeah, give it some time. Give it some time. No. Travel issues. Anyone had an issue in customs or at the airport? No. Fuck, we could be going big here. We've got two left. Someone was robbed or lost their phone. No. Awesome. And last one. Someone went in an ambulance. Amazing. So we got zero out of seven. One of the boys got pneumonia and we had to take him to hospital.
What the fuck? That's what we said.
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Chapters
4 chapters
1
Is Kyle back from Europe and what technical hiccups greeted his return?
0:11–9:11
2
What items are on Pat and Will’s Euro trip bingo card and which happened?
9:11–13:10
3
How did the Budapest booze cruise lead to an unexpected proposal story?
13:10–16:38
4
What was Will’s worst live proposal story and how do the hosts judge 'authentic' proposals?
16:38–1:08:08