Honking L platers
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
I'm getting hungry. Woo. Woo. He's getting hungry. Boom. Boom. Hey, here's a really good yummy thing. Galo's Pies, Patrick.
They are yummy. And guess what?
What do the hosts say about Galo's pie eating event and contest details?
They're doing the biggest pie eating championship at Coogee Bay Hotel on Sunday, the 20th of September. We'll be there. George Burgess will be there. Big Nass will be there. James Webb, Australia's biggest eater, he'll be there.
And can I say something, Pat?
Bro, he can eat.
eat you could be there too if you're listening and it's so simple this is all you have to do you could compete dude buy two galos pies film yourself eating them as fast as you can go to the galos instagram page use the link upload the videos they're going to choose eight finalists submissions close on the 31st of july and you could have the opportunity to literally eat and win in front of some nrl greats with the greatest pies australia's ever
You could win $5,000 if you get picked and win it on the day. How many pies are you getting in five minutes? You're not going to be versing James Webb. Don't worry about that. No, that's fine. He's going to be cheering you on. This is just for the normies, not the pros. You know what I mean? He'll be cheering you on. If you think you've got what it takes, head to Galo's Pies Instagram for more details.
And let me just say this, yum.
Well said.
Welcome to You Wouldn't.
Holy shit, we're straight in. And if you're watching this, Willie G's thirst trapping galore, lad.
Yeah, doing.
How is everyone? Oh, pretty good, bro. A bit cold. I'm in the garage of where I'm staying, because I'm in Queensland, if you didn't fucking know on that. And it is like ice in here, bro. Really? I'm using the pool table as my desk. Can you see your breath? I don't know why. Not in the garage. That'd be fucked. In Queenstown. So we got it yesterday, right? And we went into town. I had shorts on from the plane, just shorts and a hoodie. And we're in town. I was like, I'm actually pretty sweet. Like it's cold, but like, I'm not like getting me pants right now. And then as the night got on, it got a bit dark. I was like, okay, it's pretty cold. but this morning i was like right i'm not gonna be a dickhead i'm just gonna get in there and wear proper attire and bro when i say today was so much fucking colder although we did get out earlier like when we got here yesterday was the middle of the day the sun was out but like holy shit it's like i was walking around today shirt jumper jacket trackies beanie and gloves and like i was cold bro my hands were cold like my hands were cold through gloves
If your hands and feet are warm, then your body's warm. That's what I've been told. That's what my nin always said too. Yeah, my nin said that. Why does it look like I'm losing? I hate how my hair looks. Hang on. That's important for me. All right. It's just because the headband thing. I look even worse. Whatever. So, Pat, I got to talk about your trip because the second you arrive, you just post the fucking shittest photos.
I know. I know.
He was so excited.
Did you say the shittest?
Yeah, bro.
Why were they bad?
That's a bad photo.
Fuck up, bro. That was mad.
That is. No, it's not. That's just like a...
What one was it?
What do you mean, what one was it?
I can't see. What photo?
T's just standing there with Lani.
No, that's like my favourite one. The other one I would argue, that's a sick shot, bro.
And then that one, it's so funny.
Yeah, they're nice. See, let me tell you something. You are right in the fact that I rushed the dump. I absolutely did, but I still liked the photos. I did still like the photos because normally I'll do a dump of like 10 photos. You can see there were less there because I didn't put in photos I didn't like. But it's because I posted a brand deal Tuesday night.
Yeah.
And then I have a brand deal tonight. And I was like, fuck, I don't want to go back to back brand deals.
You rushed the dump, bro. You were there for about three hours and then you posted the dump.
How do the hosts describe arriving in Queenstown and coping with the cold?
Admit it's valid. Admit it's valid.
To break up a brand deal.
Yeah, admit that.
I feel that sometimes when I post a brand deal, I do get very like, holy shit, like I need to change this.
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:11
2
What do the hosts say about Galo's pie eating event and contest details?
0:11–4:09
3
How do the hosts describe arriving in Queenstown and coping with the cold?
4:09–9:09
4
Why did Pat 'rush the dump' and how does that affect his social media posts?
9:09–22:15
5
Which local cinemas and a crush at the cinema does Will discuss asking out?
22:15–29:49
6
How do the hosts role-play asking the cinema worker out and weigh the risks?
29:49–49:08