Playing Hard to Get w/ Liam Moore and Tessa Reid

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What is the opening promo and ticket sale announcement about?

Will Gibb 0:00
Tickets for our end of year tour are going on sale October 1st, Thursday night, 6pm. The CBD movers are moving and it is not a scam, it's going to be the show of your life. Let's go. Where are we going? All the major cities. We're going to Sydney for the Oshkars, Melbourne, Brisbane, Perth, Adelaide, and that's it. Let's go. Get your tickets October 1st, baby. Let's go. Patreon, you get them early. Patreon, you get them motherfucking early.
Tessa Reid 0:33
I love her. I only discovered her through
Pat Clifton 0:36
you guys.
Tessa Reid 0:37
Who? Sienna Spirou.
Pat Clifton 0:39
Oh, bro. Con, is this
Tessa Reid 0:40
recording?
Pat Clifton 0:41
That's big.
Will Gibb 0:42
Clip
Pat Clifton 0:42
it
Will Gibb 0:42
and
Pat Clifton 0:42
send it to her. Clip it and
Tessa Reid 0:44
send
Will Gibb 0:44
it to
Tessa Reid 0:44
her.
Pat Clifton 0:45
I
Tessa Reid 0:45
saw you guys did like a reaction video to her.
Will Gibb 0:47
Wait, who is it? Can you fill me in? Sienna Spear. Die on
Liam Moore 0:50
this hill.
Will Gibb 0:51
Die
Liam Moore 0:51
on
Will Gibb 0:51
this hill. Oh, bro, yeah. No, there's one that's been going around on TikTok that fucking slaps cunt. Oh, I've got to find
Pat Clifton 0:57
her. She's great. She's also gorgeous. I know nothing
Will Gibb 1:01
can get her.
Pat Clifton 1:03
She's 20.
Will Gibb 1:04
Is she? I didn't know that. She's 20 years
Pat Clifton 1:05
old.
Will Gibb 1:05
She's the
Pat Clifton 1:05
next Adele. I kind of don't like that. She's a singer. Yeah, yeah. And she's so hot. You haven't heard... I know nothing could matter. God, I wish something mattered. I don't know. You knew one word. I think it's
Will Gibb 1:20
this
Tessa Reid 1:21
one. Is that Down This Hill?
Will Gibb 1:23
Yes.
Tessa Reid 1:23
Yeah,
Will Gibb 1:25
yeah.
Liam Moore 1:26
Have you
Tessa Reid 1:27
heard this one? Oh,
Liam Moore 1:28
yeah, it sounds nice. Yeah, yeah,
Tessa Reid 1:30
yeah. Oh. Can I see her face?
Pat Clifton 1:34
Okay, that
Tessa Reid 1:35
sounds bad.
Pat Clifton 1:35
What? No, that recording, yeah. The recording quality.
Tessa Reid 1:39
I've been listening to her and I found her through you guys and I've been loving it.
Pat Clifton 1:43
We had the weirdest experience. So she deserves to give us something.
Tessa Reid 1:47
You met her?
Pat Clifton 1:48
No, no. We had to go to this... Your teeth look really straight. Do
Tessa Reid 1:52
they? Yeah. Anyway, sorry, carry on.
Liam Moore 1:54
I'm always worried they look really yellow. Mine look yellow right now. I haven't brushed my teeth all day today.
Tessa Reid 1:58
Yuck,
Liam Moore 1:59
dude. You haven't brushed your
Will Gibb 2:00
teeth since Wednesday.
Liam Moore 2:01
No,
Will Gibb 2:01
no.
Liam Moore 2:02
That's crazy. No, just today, just today. Oh,
Pat Clifton 2:04
right. I've been, yeah. I'm a two to three times a day smooth brusher. I'm normally at least
Tessa Reid 2:11
two. At
Pat Clifton 2:12
least two, but three is a bit weird. Every time I'm in the shower, I'm brushing my
Tessa Reid 2:15
teeth. Do you shower three
Pat Clifton 2:16
times
Tessa Reid 2:16
a day?
Pat Clifton 2:17
Yeah, I'll shower sometimes. Okay, so normally it's wake up. Go for a run, then shower after. You're
Tessa Reid 2:23
running.
Pat Clifton 2:24
Yeah. But if I don't have time to run because I need to do something, then I'm waking up showering. Oh, so you'll shower before your
Tessa Reid 2:31
run and after your run.
Pat Clifton 2:32
No, no, not. So let's say I have to pod in the morning. I'll wake up, have a shower, do the pod, then come home, then run, then shower. And
Tessa Reid 2:38
then shower before bed.
Pat Clifton 2:39
And then shower before bed. Yeah, yeah, fair, fair, fair. Got to. Got to shower before bed. This is a bit of a wig out. I think you'll agree with me. Oh, sorry, you go. No,
Tessa Reid 2:46
you go.
Pat Clifton 2:47
I wash my bed sheets once every four days.
Tessa Reid 2:50
Yeah, yeah, that's
Pat Clifton 2:51
good. I reckon that's bullshit. It's
Tessa Reid 2:52
excessive,
Pat Clifton 2:53
but I
Tessa Reid 2:53
think...
Pat Clifton 2:53
You can do that, but I would never. It's good
Tessa Reid 2:55
for your skin and shit.
Pat Clifton 2:57
I don't think you do that, bro. I have to. It depends how much you're shagging. It's my favourite gift in the world. Do you sweat when you sleep? Sorry? Do you, like, sweat when you sleep or something? I have to have it freezing cold, the
Tessa Reid 3:07
room. So your sheets will be really clean. I think we do ours, like, once a week.
Liam Moore 3:11
Yeah. That's probably what
Pat Clifton 3:13
mine equals
Liam Moore 3:13
out to. Maybe like one to one and a half, I reckon. If you could do a
Pat Clifton 3:16
half. If you could do a half, it would... I reckon if I've got two weeks, 14 days, I'm washing my bedsheets twice. Yeah,
Tessa Reid 3:24
yeah,
Pat Clifton 3:25
yeah. But maybe three. Sorry. Maybe
Liam Moore 3:27
three bucks. Sometimes we let it go though. Depends on what we're doing. Depends
Pat Clifton 3:30
how
Liam Moore 3:31
busy we
Pat Clifton 3:31
are. I reckon your tea would wash them.
Will Gibb 3:33
Yeah, I live with my girlfriend and she washes them. But when I live by myself, it would get fucking grim
Pat Clifton 3:39
sometimes. Would there be squirt juice and shit in the bed? No, but would there be squirt? Would you be like, oh, there's squirt juice, but I'm going to go to bed? No,
Tessa Reid 3:47
no, no, no. You can't be leaving squirt juice, whatever the fuck.
Pat Clifton 3:49
You
Tessa Reid 3:49
can't
Will Gibb 3:50
be leaving
Tessa Reid 3:51
squirt juice. Squirt juice?
Will Gibb 3:53
I don't know how you know your mum squirts, but I never used to leave it on the bed. Wow, hilarious. I never used to leave it on the bed.

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