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Chapter 1: What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
This episode is brought to you by 7-Eleven, officially fuelling the Where The Spillers regional tour. We're a week out from the tour and we're powered up by 7-Eleven food and snacks as we're travelling along the east coast in our motorhome campervan, whatever you want to call it, Willie G. Now, if you don't know, we are eating only 7-Eleven food for the entire trip. We are. Which I'm excited for.
You might be thinking,
Chapter 2: How do the hosts prepare for their upcoming tour?
Oh, you boys are in for it. We're actually not. Have you seen the regime on offer? I want to have a competition. Who can make the best 7-Eleven meal using some 7-Eleven ingredients? Like mix and match. Because I can guarantee you I've got a chocolate muffin as a dessert. I've got a... That's just the dessert done. Yeah, but that's fine.
You can't just buy a muffin from 7-Eleven and be like, this is my dessert. It is, bro. That's 100% my dessert. No, you've got to mix and match things together. It's fantastic. The best bit as well, oh, we want to watch a movie. Pull into 7-Eleven. Best movie snacks you could possibly ask for. It's all there. I'm going to stock up so much and fill the camper van with every cupboard possible. Same.
So we've just got snacks at the ready. Wear the Spillers regional tour brought to you by 7-Eleven. Head into your local 7-Eleven store or find them on Uber Eats, DoorDash or 7Now Delivery. We're going on tour. We're doing live shows and tickets are selling fast.
Chapter 3: What insights are shared about the challenges of teaching PE?
Will, it's a new look show. What are we doing? What are we doing? We're doing sketches. We're doing a little bit of improv. We're doing a little less live pod, a little more live show. Yeah, mix of both. Some variety, some fun things like that. I think if you guys have been to a show before, you've not seen anything like this.
If you haven't been to a show before, you've obviously not seen anything like this because you've never seen it before. Yeah, it would be a good balance of both. Yeah, I think we want to have a lot of fun. We want to try some new stuff and we think it'll be really enjoyable. Cracker. Tickets are in our link. Shows are in June. Get them.
We're going to Perth, Newcastle, Sydney, Gold Coast, Wollongong. Coughs. Coughs. Tickets in our buy. Let's go. Yeah, I don't feel good about this. Because it's fucking 9.29. We normally start at 9.30, which means we normally start at closer to 10 because Kyle's fucked. So we're recording right now? Yeah. Why does everything feel great? We arrive in here. Kyle's got two ice waters for us.
Chapter 4: How do the hosts feel about the state of sex education?
And I'm like, what do you want? No, I literally said, what, you busy lady? He goes, yeah, I got a big day. So he's trying to usher us out.
No, but I also just got here early.
No, fucker, I've got a busy day, so are you still good for after this record? Kyle's got to go to the fish markets and drink cocktails. Yeah. Yeah. So you know what? I'm for it. No, but this is good because now that you've done this, I fucking hope you have the best night. In fact, I'll send you fucking a hundred bucks.
Yeah, whereas if you were late and like setting up the record late and then you're kind of like, fuck, but I've got to go. It's kind of like, well, that's your fault, cunt. No, but look, bro, you know what, Kyle? You text me when you're pissed and say I need a bit of money and check your fucking bank account 20 minutes after the text. Yeah. That's the mood I'm in now.
And that's from me and Will on behalf of Will. Literally. That's from us both. And you're still good to record this video for me. Yeah, mate. I'll help a brother out. No. What a day. You're getting paid. I'm not getting paid, cunt. Shut up, bro. Can I jump on a bit? Two annoying things have happened. Yeah. Hands up if you saw my close friends last night. Yep. Hands in the air. Pretty funny, hey?
Hilarious. I've replied twice now to your stories and you haven't replied to one of them. But I don't reply to ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
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Chapter 5: What personal anecdotes highlight the importance of consent?
Yeah, but it's me. Yeah, true. So, yeah, I was completely in the wrong, firstly. Let's put that... You've got to give context. Yeah, no, I know. Okay, so... There's something that I don't believe in. There's a few things that I don't believe in and I can have my mind changed. For example, one thing I used to not believe in... Was Lord Jesus Christ.
Was my Lord Jesus, Saviour, Saviour Jesus Christ. No, one thing I used to not believe in, I thought it was so dumb, was the mums with prams parking spots. When they first came in, I was like, this is fucking stupid. And I used to always park in them because I was like, you're not just going to block me for that. Oh, you can't be doing that.
And then after, you know, some reflection, I went, fucking hell, mums have it rough. They're probably the most important ones. Yeah. And fucking, like, it's fucking tough being a mum. It's a hard job. So, yeah, give them the fucking parking space. Well, you know what, Will? It's actually quite bold of you to assume that the pram spots are only for mums. Because they can be for dads too.
But I saw, like, it's got a womanly figure with... Bold of me to assume that the dress, there is a woman as well, I guess. No, it's not. It's a baby thing. Really? It's just you assuming that mums are the ones that should be going to the shops with their babies and doing the shopping. Wow, wow, wow. Is my heteronormativity being checked right now? Yes, it is. And that's fine. That's fine.
None of those are it. Do Australia. Australia. Mine got checked in the Patreon list. None of those are it. That's fine.
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Chapter 6: How does the conversation shift to discussing HECS debt?
That's it there. Third row, red to the right. That's it. No, no, no, no, no. That's it? No, it's... That's what it is. That is exactly what it is. Well, one, if it is, that looks like a guy. And two, I think it's the other way. It's more similar to just the pram. No, it's not. There's a person. Anyway. Anyway. Regardless. Nah. I'm getting checked, okay? That's good. Good to know.
Uncle, auntie, could be anything. Okay, well, that I disagree with. Grandma. Grandma. Pop. So it's just anyone with a pram. Well, like, yeah, if they're with the kid. I'm going to get a pram. No, you've got to have the kid with you. Maybe. There's no kid on the image. There's no kid on the image. That's a good point.
Holy shit.
It's a person with pram.
That's a huge point. Huge point. Because you could be picking up a kid as well.
Fully. Okay, anyway. Great point. You've left them at the shops because they were annoying and you're coming back. Yeah, sorry about that. Hope you learned your lesson. Yeah. Hope old Gerald at the fish market stand didn't give you a hard time. Anyway, one thing I haven't grown and appreciated and respected, and I'm yet to kind of be shown why, is the no parking only ride share.
It says no parking unless you're a car share car. Right? Fuck you. Why the fuck do you get a special space? You piece of shit. You're just a car. So I'm going to fucking park in your spot, which is what I did last night when I went to my friend Ed's house. And on the way to Ed's, I pulled in quickly to Malabar, which is the best Indian restaurant in Sydney, to see my family.
I'm in there for about 10 minutes. And as I come out, there's a person filming my car. And I go, oh, fucking hell. All right. So I run in.
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Chapter 7: What advice is given for dealing with relationship challenges?
And Kyle, I'll airdrop you the video if we just want to insert now the recording of the altercation that happened afterwards. Sorry, mate. That's me.
Yeah, you're going to get a fine though. Why? Because I can't, I can't get, I can't park and I have to return it late. I was about to drive it away.
Yeah, but I'm, I'm moving it now.
Nothing for you, I'm just going to drive it to my car's fire space and you're going to get a big fine. I've pre-documented it with KingTower already.
So I'm getting a fine.
But I'm not going to move it if... But I'm not going to move it if I'm just going to get the fine anyway.
To be fair, I felt in my confrontation era. Yeah, I could tell. What did you think of that clip? I thought it was fucking funny as all fuck. Do you think I'm going to get the fine? I thought it was so funny at the end. But then you back down. When you were like, well, I'm just not going to move if I'm going to get fined.
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Chapter 8: What are the hosts' thoughts on the impact of sporting events on social behavior?
It's so valid. If I'm going to get fined for parking here, then I'm just not going to move, because I'm already copping the fine anyway. But then he was such a bullshitter. He was like, you're getting a fine. What?
But he wasn't a parking inspector.
No, he was trying to park his rideshare car.
So he was going to snitch on you?
Yeah, he was taking a photo to send to... You can't do that. He goes, I've already sent it. But then later he goes, well, I haven't sent it yet. I'm like, which is it, cunt? And I just thought, fuck it. But I'm pissed off because my friend works for Uber. And she said that the fine is only 90 bucks. And I ended up moving into a car park and paying $15.
I would have rathered the extra $65 or $75 have been paid the fine just so that prick had to drive around the block and look for a few more spots. He was such a fucking pussy as well, his stupid little voice. He was such a weak-gutted bitch. I can't believe I rolled over for him. Yeah, but maybe it had to...
it was fucking hilarious but like he probably has to park it there yeah like it probably says on his app on drop off park it in this exact spot so the next person can find it so if he parks it around the block then he probably gets in trouble there's bits in my water bro I swear to god there's nothing in your water bro look at the light it was the cleanest cup as well look at the light catch it look at this willie g brother there's nothing don't doubt kyle come on it's probably little spectacles of ice
Little spectacles of ice. What if he got in trouble for parking around the corner? I'm in the wrong. Yeah, I know, but he... I parked where I was not allowed to park and I fucked this guy over. But he was being a right prick about it. Literally... You come running out. Oh, dude, is that your car? Yeah, sorry, man. I've got the rideshare car. I've got to park you. Oh, fuck. Sweet. Sorry, man.
All good, brother. Have a good night. That's how it should be. Not, I've taken a photo. You're getting a big fine. Yeah, that was so cringe. His first words out of his faggot mouth. He's like, you're getting a big fine. He just sounded like a fucking... Did you guys see it? Oh, I'll show it to you. It was quite...
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