Tinpot behaviour

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Pat Clifton 0:07
Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome Yeah, on the pod, and I'm doing a fucking rap. Everybody looks at me like they think I have a bap, cunt. Who the fuck you think I am? I'm not some fucking Italian. I'm not some fucking Italian, Italian, Italian Mario Luigi bitch slut. Mario Luigi bitch slut. Fucking on Peach's tits, yeah. Fucking on Peach's tits, yeah. Oh, it's Bowser. Oh, it's Bowser. Yeah, I'm bouncing on his fucking shell fucking spikes, yeah. I'm fucking bouncing on his shell fucking spikes, yeah. Now we're in Mario Kart. Mario Kart. My fucking uncle did a fart while he fucked me. Yeah, my uncle's fucking me for fucking me, fucking me, playing Mario Kart. He's fucking me with the remote, remote, remote, remote, remote location.
Pat Clifton 0:50
Epstein Island. Hey, bitch, look at you with the fucking oil on your fucking face. Now I'm talking about Diddy, motherfucker. Yeah, put it in my titty. Yeah, everybody's looking at me. They think that I'm Litty Litty, but I don't even give a fuck, so let me have a fitty-fitty with the P-Ditty-Ditty. My bitch.
Will Gibb 1:05
Hell yeah. That's what's up.
Pat Clifton 1:08
Yeah, I'm goaded. Anyway, thanks for listening, everyone.
Will Gibb 1:11
That actually got me thinking of something.
Pat Clifton 1:13
Yeah, go.
Will Gibb 1:14
If you had to, like, jerk off to, like, a cartoon or, like, a character, is there anyone that kind of gets y'all? You know what I mean?
Pat Clifton 1:24
It's a really good question.
Will Gibb 1:25
I remember some of the Fortnite skins used to be fucking, like, they would go hard, bro.
Pat Clifton 1:32
Oh, Fortnite skins were crazy.
Will Gibb 1:34
Yeah, like, some of them were stunners.
Pat Clifton 1:37
There was, like, a... I remember there were some episodes that would get me, like, toe-y of, like, certain cartoons. Like, I remember there was a South Park episode where someone's dad, I think it was... kyle's dad or maybe someone's dad was going to like um gay like a gay sauna and there was like every time he'd walk in a room there was like guys fucking and i remember that was like a bit of an awakening for me i was like i love that episode and then like i used to like go and look for it yeah i was like where's the episode before you'd come out oh before i even knew i was gay i was like where's the episode where like they're fucking like all the guys are fucking in the saunas that was i remember that was a big one for me
Pat Clifton 2:21
crazy to think you didn't know um anyway we're fucking here now and tell me about new zealand because can i be honest like i i just don't think snowboarding's for you it's for me brother But you're not good at it.
Will Gibb 2:42
Yes, I am. You're awful. For my second day, are you gearing me up?
Pat Clifton 2:46
Bro, you're like this slow and like falling over all the time. I would just be carving down like that. Easily.
Will Gibb 2:53
Of course you would, mate. Yeah, of course you would. Um, so we had, we've done two snow days. So the first, so after we recorded last pod, I went to go get my skis, right? Cause I wanted to ski, but then my foot was fucking hurting so much in the ski boot. Like it really was. And I was like, fuck it. I'll just get both. Cause I've already paid for a ski lesson, but my, our friend Demi who were here with, she was going to do it with me and Tiana had booked a snowboard lesson. So I was like, well, fuck, I'll get both. Try both out and see how I go just in case my foot's fucked. So we get there and then I do the snowboard one first. And the boots were so much comfier. And I really enjoyed snowboarding. And the coach who did it was happy with it.
Will Gibb 3:30
He was like, yeah, I would stick with snowboarding. You've got the basics very well. So I was like, fuck it, bro. You've got the basics very well. yeah like in the lesson he was like you've got the basics you need to like to do it basically you know so he's like you might as well just keep going with it so i was like fuck it i'll do because i thought i'd be shit i thought i'd hate the feeling of two of like my foots being strapped into the board of and like side by side you know i just thought it'd be fucking itch and i'm not a good skate like i don't enjoy skateboarding and stuff like that so i was like fuck i'm gonna suck I still suck, but, like, I can go down mountains and shit.

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