Ummays Asagnelay
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
I'm getting hungry. Woo. Woo. He's getting hungry. Boom. Boom. Hey, here's a really good yummy thing.
What’s the Galo’s Pies pie-eating contest and how can listeners enter?
Galo's Pies, Patrick.
They are yummy. And guess what? They're doing the biggest pie eating championship at Coogee Bay Hotel on Sunday, the 20th of September. We'll be there. George Burgess will be there. Big Nass will be there. James Webb, Australia's biggest eater, he'll be there.
And can I say something, Pat?
Bro, he can eat.
eat you could be there too if you're listening and it's so simple this is all you have to do you could compete dude buy two galos pies film yourself eating them as fast as you can go to the galos instagram page use the link upload the videos they're going to choose eight finalists submissions close on the 31st of july and you could have the opportunity to literally eat and win in front of some nrl greats with the greatest pies australia's ever
You could win $5,000 if you get picked and win it on the day. How many pies are you getting in five minutes? You're not going to be versing James Webb. Don't worry about that. No, that's fine. He's going to be cheering you on. This is just for the normies, not the pros. You know what I mean? He'll be cheering you on. If you think you've got what it takes, head to Galo's Pies Instagram for more details. And let me just say this, yum. Well said.
It was so close to being good. I like that. Go. Oh, I love that. It's done. I fucking like that a lot, bro.
We'll keep that all in, eh?
Keep it all in. Welcome.
Welcome to You Wouldn't. We're sitting next to each other. She's a bit bizarre. How bizarre? But I feel really happy right now because the vibes are on.
The vibes are on. You look good, bro. I love your outfit.
Thanks, dude. The Odyssey comes out today. So congratulations to everyone involved.
What's that? A movie or a game?
Christopher Nolan's next film. Right. The Odyssey. Why not on a Thursday? They always come out on a Thursday.
That's what I mean. It's not a Thursday today. Doesn't the episode come out on Thursday? Oh, you're talking future. Yeah. Shit. Wow.
Because it's actually Tuesday right now. How does this sound to you, Pat? It's a three hour long epic based off one of the oldest stories of all time. It's off an old poem from Homer. Simpsons? Not Homer Simpson, no. Homer the author. Homer the homo. Homer the homo. There you go, mate.
I actually, I don't know who Homer is. I'm not sure who he is, but I don't know about the Odyssey movies either. So I'm actually absolutely no help to you today, but congratulations to Chris and all the crew and that.
Do you like Christopher Nolan's movies?
Don't know what he does. I know his name, but don't get me wrong.
You ever seen Dunkirk? Nope. You ever seen Memento? Nope.
Nope.
Yeah, you have.
Okay, I have them.
Where he loses his memory.
Yeah, that's the one that you thought... Oh, he was actually... I thought he could... Amnesia and insomnia. I thought he was an insomniac and he couldn't sleep, but he was actually amnesia and he couldn't remember. And the whole movie I was going... Bro, this cunt's fucking sleeping every night. Like what's going on here? Have you seen Tenet? The Tenet. Why do I know that?
Is that with Michael B. Jordan? No, it's with John David Washington. No. Okay. Have you seen Batman Begins? Which one's that? Like he fights the scarecrow. Like the most recent one? No.
No. I don't think so.
Have you seen Dark Knight? With the Joker? Yeah. No. Have you seen Dark Knight Rises?
Why does Pat and Will debate Christopher Nolan movies and what movies are mentioned?
No. With Bane? No. Okay. So you've not seen any of Nolan's films. That's fine. No. Alrighty. Anyway. He's not that successful then. Nah. If he's not breached the clitty sphere.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know what I mean? A tiny little clitty sphere. It's a great way to measure things if I've watched your movie. Yeah, that is. It's a great way to measure things. That's a good way to know if you've made it or not.
Yeah.
That's why some fucking shitty little Netflix producer is just probably the king of ST, you know? Yeah, who have made Apex. Apex is a fucking great film, bro. So who starts, me or you? I want to start, bro, because I've been shitting water. Oh yeah.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:08
2
What’s the Galo’s Pies pie-eating contest and how can listeners enter?
0:08–3:42
3
Why does Pat and Will debate Christopher Nolan movies and what movies are mentioned?
3:42–8:29
4
How does Will describe his recent diarrhea and travel anxiety before New Zealand?
8:29–24:55
5
How did Will’s Perth show go and what crowd incidents does he recount?
24:55–29:27
6
What happened when Will left his iPad and how did the Uber driver charge extra?
29:27–42:10
7
What board game is ‘Blood on the Clock Tower’ and how did their game night play out?
42:10–1:09:25