Will Got Publicly Bullied
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What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
Garlows pies, baby. They're absolutely delicious. You know I love a pie. You do love a pie. You know I absolutely love a pie.
What pie do you like? Mince, chicken, curry?
I'm a curry beef guy. Apple pie? Sure. And they are putting on Australia's biggest pie eating championship at the Coogee Bay Hotel on Sunday the 20th of September. And guess what?
What local pie-eating contest and Garlows Pies promotion do they mention?
You could win $5,000. How? If you eat the most pies in five minutes. If you want to enter, grab any two Galo's pies. Boom. Film yourself eating them as fast as possible. Boom. Upload your video via the link in the Galo's Instagram bio. Bro, $5,000 is crazy. For a couple pies. Well, you've got to eat more than a couple to win, I reckon, on the day.
Yeah, but you know what I mean?
I ate two in 47 seconds, bro. You think you can eat a couple and do it in five minutes?
But this is the thing. They're literally going, do you want five grand? You have to eat Australia's best pies. Oh, no. I'm shaking in my boots. Are we pie-eating athletes? No. Do we know what a good bloody pie is? Yes, we bloody do. Could pie-eating be an Olympic sport? Mm... I mean, I would classify it as that. I don't know how athletic the people would be. Well, it depends what you consider athleticism. Mental strength. And that is what they would bloody have. That's exactly right.
So yes, it should be an Olympic sport. And if you think you've got what it takes, head to Garlows Pies Instagram at Garlows Pies. G-A-R-L-O-S-P-I-E-S for more details.
No, no, 20, 30, 40, 50, 60, 70, 90.
You just have to do it.
Oh, it doesn't take long in the new studio. I'm in the new studio. I'm in the new studio, yo, and it's coming at you hot and it's coming at you big because we're in the fucking studio. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, cunt.
Oh.
That's it.
Hell yeah, brother.
It's quick, bro. You want more, you're going to have to pay. I'm in the studio with my big bro. Got the studio. Yeah, so we're in a new studio. We're in a new studio.
Manly, brev. Means nothing to you.
Would you just call this Manly? Freshwater.
Freshie. But like, you don't have to say to me. Nah. Manly's just like... Pass. Everywhere here, you know what I mean? But is that just absurd? Like, would that be like calling Randwick Clavelly? Do you get what I'm trying to say?
Yeah, it'd be like calling Randwick Bondi. It'd be like just calling all the eastern suburbs Bondi.
To me, this is how it goes. Upwards. It goes... The bridge... Mossman straight away. Yeah. Cause that's where the zoo is. They're manly straight away. And then just Palm beach of vodka done. Then there's no more. Then it's central coast. And then after that, Brisbane.
But Senecoast, you've got to cross the water. Like you've got to go come back inland to go Senecoast. And there's Goldie too, I forgot. Don't forget Goldie. I was driving on the way here and there's like, so obviously we've moved. It's about 45 minutes from where me and Will live, right? And Cody, who's on the decks because Kyle's away. How are you, Cody? Good.
It feels good.
It's fucking good to have you, bro.
Why are the hosts excited about moving into a new studio and its sound issues?
It feels fucking good. And you woodeners, doesn't this audio just sound crisp?
You got green in your fucking tooth, you fucking poof. I don't give a fuck if I've got green in my tooth, bro. You do, because we would get a clip, it would be so funny, and Pat would go, oh, can we just edit out the green in my tooth? Why would I say that? Because you always want shit edited based on how you look.
I don't. You do, bro. Sometimes if you take a photo of me, I'll say, can you not post that? That's it. No, sometimes you're like, can we cut in a little bit?
I look fat.
There was one bit, yeah, the Sienna Spyro vlog that we posted on Patreon, I look like the fattest cunt ever. And I said that. Like, legit morbidly obese. No, no, I shit you not, like... If you want a picture of Australia being overweight, just show the photo of me in the Siena Spyro watch along in the Patreon, bros. It was fucked. Well, you look amazing. Not in that I didn't. To the point, even Tiana was like, oh, yeah, you do a bit. No, but you look great. You know how normally you ask your missus and she's always nice?
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Chapters
6 chapters
1
What is the main topic discussed in this episode?
0:00–0:19
2
What local pie-eating contest and Garlows Pies promotion do they mention?
0:19–3:03
3
Why are the hosts excited about moving into a new studio and its sound issues?
3:03–14:40
4
What happened when Pat brought Butter Boy cookies and how did strangers react?
14:40–30:13
5
How did the hosts describe their Crown hotel anniversary stay and valet parking experience?
30:13–42:39
6
Why do the hosts disagree about Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce's MSG wedding and public reactions?
42:39–46:52