Will’s Quadruple Chin

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Pat Clifton 0:10
Welcome back to the Hello Sport podcast. Oh, what? This is the Hello Sport podcast, right?
Will Gibb 0:18
Well, I mean, that's what's on our microphones. That's what's on the mic, so I guess it is the Hello Sport podcast. I'm assuming that, yeah.
Pat Clifton 0:26
I just thought it was Hello Sport.
Will Gibb 0:27
Well, I mean, considering it says Hello Sport on our microphones, then I would just assume that that's maybe the podcast we're on.
Pat Clifton 0:36
That's what I would assume too. And if I clicked on the vid, I might be thinking, what's going on?
Will Gibb 0:40
Now you can't pull out the XLR cable because it'll cut the audio. So we're just going to have to rep it. That's all good. I mean, do we want to play a game of guess who didn't change them over?
Pat Clifton 0:54
No, let's go sports bet odds. Was it Will? If you want to put some money on.
Alex Rowley 0:59
What about a game of who didn't help their producer out?
Pat Clifton 1:02
Okay, neither of us because we both carried a chair each over here. Facts, we did carry these chairs over. That's true. That is true. No, look, welcome to the pod. Thank you everyone for being here and it's a nice day. I was excited. I texted Pat today. It's a nice winter's day is what it is.
Will Gibb 1:17
There's been a few good winter days lately when it's a bit cold but the sun's kind of out.
Pat Clifton 1:22
Bro, yesterday I was in a t-shirt. And it felt good. Didn't need anything else.
Will Gibb 1:26
What day was it yesterday? Monday, lad. Yeah, I was in a t-shirt, I think, too, at one point.
Pat Clifton 1:30
Felt good, bro. Walking around, crisp air.
Will Gibb 1:33
I just felt fucking fantastic. T-shirts are good. And you know what? It's a nice month because we just found out that we did our biggest ever month of the podcast, number-wise. And that's something for us all to celebrate. And that is. So that's actually a very, that's not, me and Will have been like, you know what? That's fucking mad. And that's because you guys listen. So honestly, thank you so fucking much. Because it was our biggest month by quite a bit, to be honest. And I was in New Zealand for some of it. So I was actually really surprised. Also, you're welcome for giving you such a good podcast. You just had to.
Pat Clifton 2:08
Yeah, I mean, thank you for listening, but obviously you're going to listen because it's so good.
Will Gibb 2:12
Yeah, but thank you for listening. And maybe they tell their friend about it and that's why it grows. Yeah. Because they might appreciate it, but then the fact they go tell someone about it or I don't know.
Pat Clifton 2:21
But you don't see Nolan saying thanks for watching. You see Nolan going, well, maybe Nolan's a right prick, isn't he? Probably is a bit of a prick. He doesn't have an email or a phone. See, that pisses me off, mate. Pisses me off, bro.
Will Gibb 2:34
You're not a sitcom.
Pat Clifton 2:35
I know.
Will Gibb 2:36
You're actually just so inconvenient. It's so annoying. You're not like some mad oldie. Nolan doesn't have a phone. It's like, brother. That sucks. Hey, it's your nephew. Can I just give you a call? No, mate. I don't have a phone. Okay, cool. Well, your sister's dead. Yeah. How's that for a phone, mate? How'd she die? Radiation poisoning from her phone. So maybe it's a good idea that you don't have one. Maybe it is good. Been an email? knowing us crazy Ed Sheeran doesn't have one or something bro bullshit Ed Sheeran doesn't have a fucking phone bro Ed Sheeran doesn't have a phone there's some yarn look up Ed Sheeran not having social media obviously he's got social media there's some fucking bullshit like that
Will Gibb 3:12
Just piss off, Nolan.
Alex Rowley 3:13
Anyway, thanks for listening. He doesn't have a cell phone. Ed Sheeran. He got rid of it in 2015. That's bullshit.
Will Gibb 3:21
2015 was right as they were getting good. Yeah, bro. No one else had one to get rid of in 2015.
Pat Clifton 3:26
He probably went, oh, for fuck's sake, this camera's never going to be good quality. And he threw it away. And then all of a sudden, cunt. You should see how good my fucking oc looks on them, bro. You're fucking... You're fucking chopped up. You're absolute zoid.
Will Gibb 3:38
Nah, but if you've told someone about it or maybe they left a rating or something, Will, that then gets pushed out to more people, you know? Little five-star rating never hurt nobody. The fucking A-team, bro. What a song. They say it's about a... I won't say the word I wanted to say because fucking apparently you can't say it anymore.

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