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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Bryan Johnson Will Never Die | Your Mom's House Ep. 803

26 Mar 2025

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Chapter 1: What is the main topic of this episode?

0.089 - 24.33 Tom Segura

Next week on Friday, April 4th, I'll be in Oklahoma City at the Paycom Center. Go get your tickets at tomscrow.com slash tour. Welcome to another episode. This is a really exciting day. It is. I'm pumped about this one.

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24.39 - 28.552 Christina Pazsitzky

So am I. I'm feeling healthier. I'm feeling alive and alert. How about you?

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28.812 - 30.493 Tom Segura

Feeling good. Get that timer going, please.

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30.913 - 33.674 Christina Pazsitzky

Get that timer. Well, Josh Solo isn't here today.

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33.754 - 36.655 Tom Segura

Josh, yeah, he... What's he doing?

37.055 - 40.157 Christina Pazsitzky

Juiced up. Is today a Jewish holiday?

40.637 - 40.817 Tom Segura

No.

40.977 - 42.458 Christina Pazsitzky

Did we sanction this?

42.518 - 56.006 Tom Segura

He's in Jewdark Titty. Oh, is he? He is. He's doing his thing and stuff like that. What the fuck is he doing there? You know how they love that place. They do love that place. So he's there. They do love that place. Doing his thing. Stuff like that.

Chapter 2: What are Tom and Christina's thoughts on influencer culture?

3010.618 - 3012.998 Ryan (Chumba Casino Narrator)

Very lean, runs marathons.

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3013.258 - 3013.959 Christina Pazsitzky

Have you tried?

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3014.319 - 3019.12 Ryan (Chumba Casino Narrator)

No, I mean, I measure my sperm weekly now, but... Weekly? Yeah, we just started doing that, yeah.

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3019.14 - 3021.221 Tom Segura

What's the point of that? What does that tell you?

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3021.321 - 3032.905 Ryan (Chumba Casino Narrator)

Well, so like what we find out is when you measure these things weekly, you just find these really neat relationships with how things change. So I've been measuring my sperm, I've measured my sperm four times over the past... four years, which is not enough.

3033.425 - 3048.894 Ryan (Chumba Casino Narrator)

So we need to see like what happens when, and then, you know, like when we have the LA fires, what happens when your body's filled with toxins? Does your sperm go down? You know, like does the motility go down? So we're just, every time we want to know more, we just increase the density of measurement. Then you start seeing all these relationships.

3048.994 - 3054.742 Tom Segura

And you're seeing a change in your, like your sperm count or just like in the... The health of the sperm?

3054.762 - 3072.689 Ryan (Chumba Casino Narrator)

Yeah, so you've got various metrics. Like you want to see total sperm count. You want to see the motility of the sperm, like how many are swimmers. Yeah, you want to see the DNA fragmentation index. That's kind of a disputed idea, but you want to characterize the sperm through various quantities. And then you can design an age to it. So everything we do always has an age.

3073.389 - 3086.994 Ryan (Chumba Casino Narrator)

So you can be, you know, I'm 47 years old, but like my heart is 37. Oh, yeah. My cardiovascular ability is age 18. My nighttime erections are age 18. Are better than an average 18-year-old.

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