Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Christina Faces Her Deepest Fears (It's Puke) | Your Mom's House Ep. 796
Wed, 05 Feb 2025
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Chapter 1: What Valentine's Day ideas do Tom and Christina suggest?
Fuck me in my ass. Excellent.
Do anyone understand that? Man.
That's Ghost Crew. I've missed that. I miss that.
Ghost Crew's the shit.
That was like a trip down all my favorites. Homeless Man Gets By Gay Ghost. That's right. Probably one of the top clips on the internet ever.
Ever. Fuck me in my ass, man.
Shit feels good. Feels good when you're fucking me. And he really gets into it. Do we even have that? Oh, for sure.
Fuck me in my ass, man.
Shit feels good.
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Chapter 2: What are the classic clips from William Tapley?
Mansions, yachts, castles, millionaires. Oh, I bet you those strawberries right there in the middle on that plate, I bet you that's Valentine's. Valentine's Day. Yeah.
yeah they look really good he's like let's check that out you can get that for about like yeah three four hundred dollars he sends you those yeah it's a good deal look i couldn't think of something like that yeah three strawberries positioned so beautifully yeah it looks good it spells valentine's day chef well he's never said valentine's day so i don't know why they're yeah yeah it's pretty it's pretty guys yeah he's got i've seen him if you scroll down
I think, oh, right there on the car. I bet you that's a Valentine's Day post.
Oh. Valentine's Day. I got my diamond special and I got my platinum special. Sure. $350 for the platinum and up $500 for... The diamond. Strawberries. Alcohol. Moet. Chardonnay. Book me. Book me now.
Write to Chef.
Look how beautiful, ladies. Put it on your face. Write, ladies, write me. FancyChef100 at gmail.com. Place your order. Listen to me good. February 10th is the deadline. If you want my strawberries, the ranch I've been asking for, you gotta book me now. I love strawberries and ranch. Wow. I love it. Yeah. Yeah. All right, guys.
Nice. He's so good at marketing. So fantastic. And if you haven't tried his strawberries with ranch, do yourself a favor and get on that now.
I would love to hear of somebody ordering this just to see what the unboxing is like. So I hope one of you lets us know that you've got the $300 or $500 special with cream, strawberries, ranch, panties, diamonds. It's got to be just... I wonder what the margin is on that. I wonder what the cost is.
Panties and diamonds?
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Chapter 3: What does Christina think about the gauntlet of puke clips?
Chapter 4: What was the happy birthday drive-thru video about?
That's why it's called gay ghost.
But what always gets me about homeless guy gets by gay ghost is his level of passion.
Oh, he's so into it. Yeah. No, I would say to most people, you've never had a real person react that way.
It's enviable.
It shows you that the imagination is stronger than anything.
Sex is in the mind. It's in the mind. That's what I've heard.
Yeah. How are you doing? I'm good. How are you?
I'm great. I just want to make a little announcement before we go forward that Valentine's Day is is fast approaching and gentlemen yeah you should definitely get your lady the perfect four you get all four of my lipsticks in one one parcel go to christinap.com and buy it now right before valentine's day perfect timing absolutely yeah don't compliment that bitch just buy her a gift you know
I miss that. Oh, there's my ads. I'm so excited. There's all kinds of new photos up on my website you're going to see for this lipstick company. It's just too exciting.
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Chapter 5: What did Emma Hix win at the AVN awards?
Do you think Henry Cavill would even say these words?
Chapter 6: How do Tom and Christina react to TikTok clips?
Chapter 7: What clip do they analyze involving Nicki Minaj?
It shows you that the imagination is stronger than anything.
Sex is in the mind. It's in the mind. That's what I've heard.
Yeah. How are you doing? I'm good. How are you?
I'm great. I just want to make a little announcement before we go forward that Valentine's Day is is fast approaching and gentlemen yeah you should definitely get your lady the perfect four you get all four of my lipsticks in one one parcel go to christinap.com and buy it now right before valentine's day perfect timing absolutely yeah don't compliment that bitch just buy her a gift you know
I miss that. Oh, there's my ads. I'm so excited. There's all kinds of new photos up on my website you're going to see for this lipstick company. It's just too exciting.
Also, I would consider these, but also I just have to give a plug. Fancy Chef is offering incredible products. Valentine's Day packages. I've seen it on his page. He's doing strawberries, panties and diamonds.
What?
Yeah.
Panties and diamonds?
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Chapter 8: What is the discussion about the Romani people?
Nice. He's so good at marketing. So fantastic. And if you haven't tried his strawberries with ranch, do yourself a favor and get on that now.
I would love to hear of somebody ordering this just to see what the unboxing is like. So I hope one of you lets us know that you've got the $300 or $500 special with cream, strawberries, ranch, panties, diamonds. It's got to be just... I wonder what the margin is on that. I wonder what the cost is.
Panties and diamonds?
I mean, he's probably losing money.
For sure. But that's the artist he is.
Yeah, he's giving you something.
Yeah.
That's very exciting.
Guys, we have so many good things on this episode. Oh, my God.
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