Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Don't Pull My Tampon String! w/ Jessica Kirson | Your Mom's House Ep. 812
28 May 2025
Get tickets for Tom’s Come Together Tour at https://tomsegura.com/tour SPONSORS: Try Tastemade+ free for 7 days right now at https://tastemade.com/YMH Go to http://helixsleep.com/YMH for 27% Off Sitewide + Free Bedding Bundle (Sheet Set and Mattress Protector) with any Luxe or Elite Mattress Order. Exclusive for listeners of Your Mom's House! This week on Your Mom’s House, Tom Segura and Christina P are joined by comedian Jessica Kirson! Before Jessica enters the Mommy Dome, Tom and Christina kick things off with a woman who really doesn't wan you to pull on her tampon string, before they switch gears to a man who doesn't mind being pulled out of, Norm Summerton. The Main Mommies review some photos and videos from the loser pig's fetish site profile and then check out some less specific gay stuff. They also review an incident between Denzel Washington and a photographer, a pup play enthusiast amongst the crowd at Cannes, and a hilarious story about a dumb broad who was scammed by an AI model of Keanu Reeves Fresh off the release of her latest special on Hulu "I'm The Man", Jessica Kirson steps into the Mommy Dome to get real about trauma and finding the upside in tragic personal conflicts. She also talks to Christina about the stereotype of the female and reacts to the story about the woman scammed by the fake Keanu Reeves. The three also check out some horrible or hilarious clips, some of Christina's legendary TikTok curations, a clip of a really freaky camel, and a fart is captured on camera that has to be heard to believed. Enjoy! Your Mom’s House Ep. 812 https://tomsegura.com/tourhttps://christinap.com/https://store.ymhstudios.comhttps://www.reddit.com/r/yourmomshousepodcast Chapters 00:00:00 - Intro 00:03:42 - Opening Clip: Don't Pull My String 00:07:05 - Norm Summerton Update 00:17:41 - Gay Stuff 00:23:50 - Scammed By Keanu 00:28:02 - Hassling Denzel At Cannes 00:31:55 - Clip: Pup Play At Cannes 00:33:17 - Jessica Kirson Reacts To Robot Keanu 00:40:20 - Comedy Broads 00:47:57 - Dealing With Trauma 00:53:47 - Clip: Youthful Yoni 00:56:50 - Please Like Me 01:04:33 - Horrible Or Hilarious 01:08:59 - Clip: Freaky Ahh Camel 01:11:36 - Clip: IShowSpeed In Pain 01:13:52 - A Pish Break & A Fart 01:18:16 - Christina's Curations 01:37:39 - Wrap Up 01:39:11 - Closing Song - "Pigs Balls & Cock" by DJ Tik Tok Tits Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Oh mein Gott. Oh mein Gott. Das ist nicht schlecht. Nicht schlecht überhaupt. Nicht schlecht überhaupt. Unglaublich. So ein Klassiker. So ein guter Arbeit. Wir müssen einen Anruf für mehr Songs machen. Ich weiß, es ist schon lange her. Warum machen wir nicht eine Sache, wo wir... Wir können eine Arbeiter-Song machen. Arbeiter. Ich bin ein Arbeiter. Wo wir... Oh mein Gott.
...eine Konferenz haben oder so. Weißt du, was ich meine? Ja. Lass uns ein paar Song-Sendungen hier reinbringen. Und dann machen wir einen Preis für unsere Lieblingssong. Das ist eine tolle Idee, Tom. You know what I'm saying? You know what I'm saying? I'm a worker. Let's get some of those music workers out there to start working.
I don't want to let the cat out of the bag here, but I'm just too excited that Tony Johns is getting out of jail today. Wow, you really jumped all over it. I'm just too excited. There's so much going on in the YMH universe right now.
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