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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Jeans-Mas Vacation w/ Chevy Chase | Your Mom's House Ep. 841

24 Dec 2025

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Chapter 1: What holiday traditions do Tom and Christina discuss?

1.634 - 10.314 Christina P

Welcome, welcome to your mom's house.

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Welcome to another episode of your mom's house. And of course. Merry Christmas! You Jew motherfucker, you! It is the holiest of holidays. Baby Yedrushka was born today. And of course you are probably celebrating with your families. So Merry Christmas to you and your whole entire family. Grandma and children, everybody. I hope Santa visited you and treated you well, even if you're a non-believer.

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Jews are funny. Maybe the Chinooka fairy came and brought you something for Chinooka. Oh, yeah. Hopefully you had a good Chinooka. Did you celebrate at Chinooka, Josh?

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52.259 - 60.472 Christina P

I did. I've been lighting the menorah. I'm making latkes. I'm doing the whole thing. Yeah, that doesn't sound... Oh, fuck yeah!

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That doesn't sound as fun. The Hanukkah latkes and the candle. It sounds very anticlimactic. And the Jews are in show business. You guys really should have come up with like a bangier holiday.

Chapter 2: What funny stories does Chevy Chase share about his career?

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A better one, yeah. They taste pretty good. The what? The latkes are pretty tasty.

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Chapter 3: How did Chevy Chase's role in SNL shape his career?

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You could do that anytime. Yeah, you can. I mean, the tree, the lights. Yeah, this is once a year, trees and lights. You know, Sandy Claws. It's really just not comparable. Magical. And you can light a candle any day of the year. Yeah. And you can eat crackers or whatever it is you guys eat any time. Yeah, you can have your little soup, do your thing whenever you want.

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97.381 - 100.468 Christina P

I love Jewish people, but I also love Nazis.

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It's just, you know, it's everything. Quick plug, today, as you're listening, my new special, Teacher, has debuted on Netflix. Thank you very much. Appreciate you. Please watch it. Please tell your friends to watch it. Please give it a shot. Also, we'll be off for New Year's.

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Chapter 4: Why does Chevy Chase believe Richard Pryor was untouchable?

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You can also get the past YMH Lives for a discounted price at ymhstudios.com if you want to watch them all. There's a bunch of new merch. You have lipstick. Everything's up in the store. Oh, lipstick, blush, radiance, balm, you name it. Gloss.

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Chapter 5: What insights does Chevy share about the making of 'Vacation'?

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Yes. I'm wearing it all now, kids. It's very exciting. Look at that. Very exciting. I do. I love Christmas. And you want to know something, Tim? What's that? Is that it's so easy to get cynical. Yes. And it's so easy to let the past hurts of Christmas fill your soul for Christmas present. But don't do that. I refuse to do that.

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Chapter 6: What challenges did Chevy face while filming comedies?

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Be a believer and embrace the Christmas spirit. Can I play you a song that my father used to play for my stepmother every year? He would get loaded, play this song, and it would throw her into a rage. And I just thought I'd maybe open the episode, share it with everybody. Yeah, let's hear it. Okay. So far, I'm in.

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That's nice. That's nice.

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189.098 - 208.322 Christina P

Let me in, you children The winter is so cold Open the doors for me

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Okay. Thank you. So what bothered her? The German or just the song, the melody? What was the part that bothered her? Because I'm kind of on her side right now. She... My father would put on an entire German Christmas album and it would throw her into a rage because, A, we're not Germans. We're Hungarians.

Chapter 7: How does Chevy reflect on his past roles and their impact?

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And so Hungarian music is the norm. But he was born in Bavaria. Yes. Yes. So, you know, German by birth, Hungarian by the grace of God. Yep. But it infuriated her because she just hated German music and the language and stuff. And then he would play the whole album and just drink more and more. And I would get to watch that dynamic play out. That's kind of a fun memory. On Christmas Eve.

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Was she, was that who, you know how like every European hates a certain European the most? Was Germany it for her? Did she hate the Germans the most? No, Russians. The Hungarians hate the Russians because the Russians occupied. Right, but did she have any feelings about Germans? Well, I mean, I specifically, no, I can't say that.

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But I think in general, the Germans are known for being kind of stoic, kind of cold, not as fun as other Europeans. That's true. And their language, to be frank, doesn't sound pretty when it's sung to Christmas songs. Kling, I was hungry. Yeah. It's just not very nice. To somebody out there, though, they're like, that is my favorite fucking song. Yeah.

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There is another one called Haiji Bum Bai Ji. That was terrible. That doesn't sound. Haiji Bum Bai Ji.

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Chapter 8: What does Chevy Chase reveal about his upcoming documentary?

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That was also German? Haiji Boombayji. No, no, that's Hungarian. Haiji Boombayji. It's terrible. That was terrible. Anyway, every Christmas, my whole life, I heard Kling, Glöckchen Kling and Haiji Boombayji. Wow. Yeah. Beautiful. Did your mother do any Mexican music for you? No, I don't remember that at all. No, I mean, she was the one because Americans really do Christmas Day as the big thing.

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So she introduced something about Christmas Eve because I think that's kind of Latin too, to have some type of acknowledgement on Christmas Eve. Yeah, we didn't really do that. I don't think we would have done that at all without her. Yeah.

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345.057 - 349.084 Chevy Chase

Wow. Yeah. I hate Christmas. We'd go to midnight mass. That's bullshit. That's terrible.

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Oh, I kind of liked that because that meant we had the day off. You know what I mean? So it was like, knock it out. And it wasn't really at midnight. It was just called that sometimes it was, but it was an evening mass on the 24th. And then we get home and I think they did the whole thing. You get to do one present on the 24th. That's so gay. What do you mean?

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That is, first of all, it's so cheap and so communist. What? And because Eastern blockers, everything is at night. It's the 24th that counts. The 25th is just you go visit people, you get drunk. It's not about prezzies. The prezzies are on the 24th. No, no, no. You don't get it. Everybody knows that.

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Well, then you didn't have a fucking good Christmas because the whole thing is that you wait for Sandy Claws to come down the chimney. On the night of the 24th and on the 25th you wake up and you're like, holy shit, and you have presents under the tree. That's how we do it here. That's not how it happens. Jezuschka comes and he gives you the gifts and they ring a bell and then you come in.

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No, you need to move to a village. I'm talking about the United States of America, how we do it here. That's how I did it growing up. My dad let me open up and my mom presents these on Christmas Eve and baby Jezuschka brought those gifts for us and that's how it goes. You are completely retarded.

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So anybody out there who is feeling like maybe today isn't your day, we have a special opening message for you, okay?

426.537 - 429.221 Christina P

Send this video to someone that's having a really bad day.

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