Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura
Merry JEANS-mas! w/ Jeff Dye | YMH Ep. 790
18 Dec 2024
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Full Episode
This episode of your mom's house podcast was brought to you by Rogue. Warning, this product contains nicotine. Nicotine is an addictive chemical. What's up, everybody? It's Tom Segura.
We're almost into the new year and I'll be bringing my come together tour to a bunch of more cities in 2025. January 18th, I'll be in Philadelphia. Haven't been there in a while. January 24th, San Francisco. The 25th of January, I'm in Reno. January 30th, I'm in Athens, Georgia. And January 31st, Savannah. February 1st, I'll be in North Charleston. I can't wait to hit all these cities.
Get your tickets now at tomscrow.com slash tour, and I will see you there. Welcome. Welcome to your moment. Buongiorno. Welcome to your mom's house. This is very exciting. This is actually going to count as our Christmas episode because we don't have an episode Christmas day. We're taking the day off. Everybody's having the day off. So this is our Merry Christmas episode.
It's baby Yezushka's birthday. He was born.
Baby Yezushka was born and then he takes over the world real soon.
That's right. And then he dies. And then you push a rock away.
And then 2,000 years later, everyone's like, that was the guy. That was our homie. He was the best. Yeah. We have so much fun stuff planned for today. Number one, I'll let me just tell you, you've noticed that my facial hair is different yet again. So everyone's going to be like, what's going on? Why?
do you look like a latin mechanic and the reason is that i just finished finally wrapping up that television show it's the reason i had a shaved face and it's the reason i have this goddamn goatee um it looks so good on you i like it it reminds me of the 90s the 90s yeah the 90s were a good era you look good with it yeah i'm just letting everything else come back so
If it were in fashion right now, I'd say keep it because I do enjoy it on your face.
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