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Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura

Tom's DMT Voyage | Your Mom's House Ep. 798

19 Feb 2025

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Chapter 1: What adventures did Tom and Christina have in Sedona?

965.802 - 966.802 Christina Pazsitzky

You're not telling me.

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966.882 - 968.043 Tom Segura

Tell me the truth. I swear.

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968.264 - 968.964 Christina Pazsitzky

A caterpillar.

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969.004 - 969.585 Tom Segura

Yeah, a red one.

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969.785 - 970.825 Christina Pazsitzky

Like Alice in Wonderland.

970.845 - 972.006 Tom Segura

Like fire red, yeah.

972.126 - 972.667 Christina Pazsitzky

That's tight.

972.947 - 998.273 Tom Segura

yeah and things were like moving and then bones that were turning in circles and then i was like really enjoying it and then one time he was uh oh we did it a second time so then he was like i don't know if you really got the full thing let's do it again so we did it a second time and he put more in there and then on the second time i was really like whoa seeing all this shit and then he goes wait after i was over he's like what you see there i go why he goes you went like this

1000.225 - 1013.265 Tom Segura

I was like, oh, watching you. Yeah. He was watching. He goes, I go, there's a blue dragon that kept like trying to bite. He goes, yeah, because you went. And then and then the next day when I saw him walk around, he went, he went.

Chapter 2: What is a sound bath and how did Tom and Christina experience it?

1192.961 - 1193.161 Tom Segura

Yeah.

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1193.422 - 1209.449 Christina Pazsitzky

Get it. Why not find a toilet? I've had diarrhea in the mall here at the domain. One time I was at Free People and I felt diarrhea coming on. You know what I did? Yeah. I left and I looked for a toilet and I found one. Yeah. Malls have toilets. So my question is, was she trying on a thong?

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1210.75 - 1214.548 Tom Segura

Don't think so. I'm looking and I don't think it was the thumb.

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1214.609 - 1216.612 Christina Pazsitzky

I don't think she's trying on stuff, Victoria.

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1216.652 - 1218.936 Tom Segura

I think she went in there just to shit in the dressing room.

1218.956 - 1219.918 Christina Pazsitzky

Shut the front door.

1219.978 - 1220.639 Tom Segura

I mean, look at her.

1220.699 - 1221.28 Christina Pazsitzky

Who does that?

1221.38 - 1225.532 Tom Segura

Her. What do you think that lays above shitting where she shouldn't shit?

Chapter 3: What happened during Tom's DMT trip?

Chapter 4: What hilarious incident occurred with Christina in Sedona?

3031.424 - 3033.265 Tom Segura

It's a lot there. It's a lot there.

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3033.365 - 3034.905 Christina Pazsitzky

You don't have to eat at Guy's place.

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3035.37 - 3037.254 Tom Segura

I bet he doesn't like Kamala. Let's see that.

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3037.935 - 3039.919 Guest Speaker

I absolutely get a kick out of our politicians.

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3040.22 - 3040.781 Tom Segura

Kick out of them.

3040.801 - 3068.055 Guest Speaker

Saying things that are not questioned. Kamala Harris last week announced her economic plan. And one thing she announced was that she was going to build 3 million low-cost houses and apartments. That's fantastic, guys. Think about this. In a four-year term, that would be 1,460 days. If you divide that by 3 million, it's 2,064 a day that she would have to build. What?

3068.815 - 3073.038 Guest Speaker

Oh, Dan, you're being a buzzkill. Come on, man. You just got to do it.

3073.559 - 3075.14 Christina Pazsitzky

He puts his own picture of him.

3075.2 - 3086.791 Guest Speaker

No. It's amazing. Have accountability for these guys. I love it. It's that simple. We can't do the Oprah. You get a car. You get a car. You get a car. Oh, you don't get a car? He's having fun with stickers.

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