Chapter 1: What injury did Bree sustain and how did it happen?
Hi everybody, welcome to the After Party, where much like, for those, this is for anyone who's watching Celebrity Treasure Island, much like Polly Gillespie, I've hurt my knee.
Oh no.
I know. I walked into a trailer yesterday when I was putting the bins out.
bad bad i don't think it was bad at the time but it aches i'm very impressed that this is the first we're hearing about it like genuinely yeah that's so unlike you it's just starting to flare up again that's that's why oh i hope you haven't bloody that's what's going on with me i don't know i've been putting i've been putting anika on your kneecap or something it was right in my patella thank you for thank you for bringing that up yeah was it is it throbbing no not a throbber it's a dull ache
Anyway, what's going on with everyone else?
I prefer a Dalek.
That's what you call me, isn't it? The Dalek. Does burn myself. Anyway, what's going on with everyone else?
You flustered there. How was everyone's weekends? I was sick.
Your weekend was sick?
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Chapter 2: How did Bree's weekend go while she was sick?
Anyone who is in a long-term relationship that has kids, who's an adult pretty much,
You know that... You've all fantasised about separating.
Yes! Yeah, yeah. Because then you get a bride.
Do you know the one that my wife and I dreamed up?
Yeah. Oh, we've talked about it. You and I have talked about this. Have I told you about this? We've talked about this.
It would take some money, like us coming into some money, but we figured the dream scenario was... Because we do like being married to each other, or at least I like being married to her. We reckon the dream scenario was a three-week set-up. So it is... A week together as a family, all living in the house together. And then the following week, she gets to go and live in the inner city apartment.
And I live as a single person, not doing whatever, just living alone.
Living without the stress and chaos of what a family life is like.
And I full-time parent and full-time animal. And then she comes home.
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Chapter 3: What emotional challenges did Bree face during her illness?
And then I go to the apartment for a week and then she comes back and we live together.
Nice.
And then we thought the variation on that would be even better would be week together, week apart, week together, week apart.
Week together, week apart.
So like I get the apartment, we live together. She gets the apartment, we live together. Gotcha. Anyway, we're not separating. It's just a fantasy. We're not doing a trial separation.
Fuck, I hate being an adult sometimes. I don't even have kids.
Yeah.
Like, I love being adult. There's some amazing things as well. But shit, sometimes, this is, literally the other night, my partner and I, and I was like, Put out the green bin. Put out the green bin. Oh, dentist. Go to the dentist. Go to the dentist. Oh, better go to work.
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Chapter 4: What are Bree's thoughts on dog custody arrangements?
Work, work, work, work. Oh, think about that doctor's appointment. Oh, someone died. Oh, someone died. Funeral. Go pay your GST. Go pay your tax. Oh, you forgot to pay this tax. More tax. More tax. More tax. Oh, here's another bill.
Chapter 5: What humorous separation scenario did Bree and her fiancé discuss?
Here's another bill. You got a parking fine. Here we go.
I think you're ready for kids.
Imagine throwing kids in the mix. You do all of that with a baby. You know, like I just feel like that is what being an adult is like. Are you okay? No. I've been telling you I'm not okay for weeks. What do you want? Do you need a break? No, I think it's just nice to. She needs a divorce.
She needs a divorce and a massage.
She's not even married yet. I just think it's nice to voice these things and then to have other people go, I feel you, girl. I feel you.
We feel you, girl.
We feel you, girl. I feel in a different way.
I'll just caveat just quickly. My kids are fun now. I'm through the bit where we needed separate houses. My kids are really fun now.
Aww. That's nice. They were always fun. They were always fun.
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