Bree & Clint's After Party: Shoot, Shag, Marry the rest of the team

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What icebreaker banter opens the episode and sets the tone?

Clint - Host 0:00
We're just playing the password before.
Bree (Host) 0:13
Do you put the password in the podcast, Claudia?
Claudia (Producer) 0:15
Most days, yeah.
Bree (Host) 0:16
We were playing the password before and Bree's password was meatball. Someone said for the clue you should have said snooki.
Joanne McNally 0:24
Oh, but they would have had to be a Jersey Shore fan. The other thing I was going to say was spaghetti.
Bree (Host) 0:32
Spaghetti and.
Joanne McNally 0:33
But you can't say spaghetti and.
Bree (Host) 0:36
No.
Joanne McNally 0:37
And if I said spaghetti, they would have said bolognese.
Bree (Host) 0:39
Yeah.
Joanne McNally 0:40
Bolognese.
Bree (Host) 0:41
Could Bree's first clue have been meat? And her second clue would have been ball.
Claudia (Producer) 0:45
Nah, there was a controversial one. Well, she doesn't think it's controversial. While you were away, Clint, one of the passwords was penguin. And Bree said pengu. But technically the word pengu is in the word penguin.
Bree (Host) 0:57
Nah.
Claudia (Producer) 0:58
And I was a bit like, I'm not sure about that.
Bree (Host) 1:00
I think it's fine. Yeah, but if the password was frog, could I say kermit?
Claudia (Producer) 1:05
Yeah, it's a name and it's not in the word. So it's a name. But Pengu is literally in the word. It's like saying for meatball, meat. I don't think that's allowed.
Bree (Host) 1:14
No, it's different. It is different. Because Pengu is his name.
Claudia (Producer) 1:17
Yeah, Pengu is a character. Yeah, but it's in the word.
Bree (Host) 1:21
Okay, could Brie have said noot? I did.
Claudia (Producer) 1:23
Noot, noot. But I ended up saying noot, noot. I think you said whoop, whoop or something.
Joanne McNally 1:28
Nah.
Claudia (Producer) 1:28
Meep. Yeah, meep, meep.
Joanne McNally 1:30
Which was actually Roadrunner, so I really fucked myself. Fuck, I love Pingu.
Claudia (Producer) 1:34
Same.
Joanne McNally 1:34
That show was such a trip.
Claudia (Producer) 1:36
Noot, noot.
Joanne McNally 1:37
Yeah. Watch it when you've had some gummies.
Claudia (Producer) 1:40
Oh, that's a fun idea.
Bree (Host) 1:42
Don't know what those are.
Claudia (Producer) 1:43
What's it streaming on at the moment? Is it on Netflix? Disney would have got it, right?
Bree (Host) 1:48
somewhere probably on youtube to be honest yeah it'd be on youtube free to air um another day another political controversy including shoot shag mary an aussie politician got done the prime minister last week and now uh an mp former broadcaster and mp called paul henry has been done this week so why don't we do it shoot shag mary yes the rest of the team
Claudia (Producer) 2:14
Ooh, the other three members of the Brie and Clint show.
Bree (Host) 2:16
So for Brie, shoot Shag Mary.
Claudia (Producer) 2:17
Yeah.
Bree (Host) 2:19
Oh, I see. Clint, Claudia, Ella. For Claudia, Brie, Clint, Ella. And for me, Claudia, Brie, Ella. Ella's in all of them.
Claudia (Producer) 2:27
Lucky duck.
Bree (Host) 2:28
And it'll be very easy to kill her while she's not here.
Claudia (Producer) 2:31
Ooh.
Bree (Host) 2:32
Because she's not here.
Claudia (Producer) 2:33
I feel like kill is the hardest one. Yeah, kill is the hardest one. Shag Mary, easy.
Bree (Host) 2:37
No, but I'm saying you get away with killing her because no one wants to be killed.
Claudia (Producer) 2:42
I don't want to make that choice. I don't want to kill anyone. Oh, that's not my problem. That's not the spirit of the game. I don't know if I want to kill her.
Bree (Host) 2:49
That's not the spirit of the game.
Joanne McNally 2:52
So I'm not going first. All right.
Bree (Host) 2:55
Damn it, I don't really want to do this either.

When do hosts joke about passwords and nostalgia for Pingu?

Bree (Host) 2:59
So Claudia can go first.
Claudia (Producer) 3:00
Okay, I'm marrying Ella.
Bree (Host) 3:03
Why? Why?
Claudia (Producer) 3:04
Just because she's my bud, you know?
Bree (Host) 3:05
Okay.
Claudia (Producer) 3:06
Yeah, I like her. She's cool.
Bree (Host) 3:09
Okay, yeah.
Claudia (Producer) 3:09
I could spend my life with her.
Bree (Host) 3:11
Yeah.
Claudia (Producer) 3:12
Don't tell her I said that, though.
Joanne McNally 3:14
Get ready to do all the cooking.
Claudia (Producer) 3:16
That's such a good point. We'd both starve. And all the driving. I don't mind the driving. Makes me feel masculine. And the cleaning. Oh, I don't like that part.
Bree (Host) 3:27
And the shopping.
Claudia (Producer) 3:27
I'm sure I have to live in the cat piss house.
Joanne McNally 3:34
I feel like we've done this before. I'm getting deja vu.
Claudia (Producer) 3:37
I don't know because I don't remember having to put it between you two.
Bree (Host) 3:40
I don't know. Just say it.
Claudia (Producer) 3:41
No, I genuinely don't know.

How does the episode pivot from games to a political controversy?

Claudia (Producer) 3:43
I love you both equally.
Bree (Host) 3:44
If I'm not marriage material, I'm not shag material.
Claudia (Producer) 3:47
Okay, I'll kill Clinton.
Joanne McNally 3:48
That's my opinion for myself as well.
Bree (Host) 3:50
I honestly thought I'm marriage material.
Claudia (Producer) 3:54
Oh, I'm sorry. Well.
Bree (Host) 3:56
I'm financially stable.
Claudia (Producer) 3:57
Maybe you should hang out with me sometime.
Bree (Host) 3:59
I've got a, I've got a, I've got a, like a. Home gym. No, I was going to say a steady hand, but that's not what I meant.
Joanne McNally 4:11
Yeah, you're making me, you're kind of making me want to kill you now. You know. No, I'm like... I was really on the fence, but now... You're not helping me.
Bree (Host) 4:19
All right, kill me.
Claudia (Producer) 4:22
Because I'm shagging Brie. Hey. Hey, mummy.
Bree (Host) 4:25
I feel like I can't shag Ella. So I'll kill her.
Claudia (Producer) 4:32
That's my wife you're talking about.

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