Bree & Clint's After Party: Twas the night before the marathon
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What are Bree and Clint’s plans and concerns about the upcoming half‑marathon?
Alright, Claudia, let's cast this pod.
To the pony, the
after ponies, the parking lot, party Yeah.
What's going on everyone? I'm just texting my brother in law, who is a very good runner.
Mm-hmm.
And I'm just said, what do you honestly think a realistic time is for two non runners? Yeah. I'll see if he texts back within this within this podcast.
Oh, I thought you had an answer.
No, I know, I meant to get it in time for the podcast and I forgot. Should I text my friend Dan, who we've had on the show, 'cause he's a really good runner too, and ask his opinion. Yeah.
Well will he be honest or will he be funny? Um you never know with Dan, as you know.
Dan, what do you think?
I would love to know an like a realistic estimate.
So so this my brother in law is right into his running. Um
he compete or is it personal? Yeah, yeah,
and he usually places pretty well. Kinda like Ella's husband.
Oh, he's a crazy runner, eh? Yeah,
he's up there with him.
Wow. Okay. Yeah, he's fast.
We'll see.
I'm not anywhere near that. Hence why I'm not joining you too. We're not
runners. We're not runners. Um 'cause and and to be fair, I don't know if you guys are particularly interested in this. I feel like you are. But no one's interested in hearing runners do a half marathon.
Yeah, that's so No, that's boring.
Yeah.
How do they estimate realistic finish times for non‑runners?
Yeah, exactly.
Guys I ended up remember last was it last week? I said that my auntie Cherl still had a home phone? I've got the number. Should we call it? Yes. Oh well we can't
I'll turn uh You gotta turn yours off and off. Okay.
You talk much yourselves. Yeah, cool. Oh no, I actually thought of Hi Emily, welcome to the podcast. Hi Claudia. Um fill and producer Emily is still here. And I haven't got anything to say.
Good chat, guys.
Cool. Thanks for coming back. Oh you're not back yet. Um I mean about five seconds of summer. Oh, okay, let's talk about five seconds of summer. They can't stop us.
Okay, thank God we've saved everybody from five sauce chat. Thank God we've got the number. This is Breeze Auntie Shirl's landline. Let's
see if Shell Shirl answers.
Say you're calling from the phone company to cut the landline off.
Hello? That's the answer phone she's gone with.
Oh voicemail you it honestly makes you feel like they answer it, eh?
That's fantastic. Do you think that is a monitored um mailbox? Like I I
don't think so. You think she's checking the messages on the phone? We should we should try and call at every podcast until they answer. That's the new goal.
Why did they try calling Auntie Shirl’s landline and what happened?
Perfect. It's the new name in a hashtag.
Will Auntie Shirl answer her landlord? Will Auntie Shirl answer? That she's paying for. Um you had something you wanted to do on yesterday's podcast that we didn't do. Do you remember what it is and do you still want to do it?
Oh, it wasn't that good. But I uh we can. We'll be the judge of that. I got the But you know, with all this bloody running chat.
Yeah.
Listen to the email that I received yesterday or the day before. Hi there, I'm Sarah from Clara Nutrition, and we love how real and relatable your content is. Oh no, is this the right one? Oh no, that's another one. Shit. Oh, it's right below it. It's right below it. Here we go.
I'm on the Clara Nutrition website now.
Oh, influencer.
They've got colostrum chews.
Here we go. This is the one.
Oh, colostrum juice. Yeah. Oh, I'll go. A
hundred percent uh NZ grass fed bovine colostrum.
Mmm. That's my favorite type of colostrum.
Yeah.
Um sorry, it was this email that was directly underneath that one. Um and it says, Hi Bree, hope this email finds you well. My name is Kenji from the Hume Health Partnerships team.
What is the Clara Nutrition email about and why are they interested in colostrum?
Uh we are looking to book some partnerships next month to promote the Hume Pod It's a real game changer in the health and fitness tracking space. Um and it's this is my favorite part. This is the part that really caught my attention. Based on your expertise and healthy lifestyle, I think you'd be an excellent fit for a partnership with us. Let me know if you would like to discuss further. Do
you know what's crazy? I got Instagram ads for the HumePod this morning.
Did you?
Yeah. Do you know what it is?
It it's like where it gives you like a full body scan, like a DEXA scan.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What are Bree and Clint’s plans and concerns about the upcoming half‑marathon?
0:00–1:22
2
How do they estimate realistic finish times for non‑runners?
1:22–2:53
3
Why did they try calling Auntie Shirl’s landline and what happened?
2:53–4:09
4
What is the Clara Nutrition email about and why are they interested in colostrum?
4:09–5:41
5
What is the HumePod partnership pitch and why does it matter to them?
5:41–7:05
6
How do Bree and Clint evaluate the accuracy of their smart‑scale metrics?
7:05–8:23
7
What does ‘biometric age’ mean and how are they using it as a goal?
8:23–9:26
8
What rumors are circulating about Benny Blanco’s marathon time and why are they chasing him?
9:26–10:46
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