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ZM's Bree & Clint

ZM's Bree & Clint Podcast - 12th May 2026

12 May 2026

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Chapter 1: What experiences make you feel rich?

0.031 - 8.343 Clint

You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Bree and Clint, the podcast. ZM's Bree and Clint, thanks to KFC.

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11.849 - 17.457 Bree

ZM's Bree and Clint. There's no reason rather than me.

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17.477 - 28.013 Clint

Afternoon, everybody. Welcome to the Bree and Clint Tuesday on Otako Tuesday. No, the Bree and Clint show on Otako Tuesday. Whoa, that was close. I almost said on Otako show.

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28.347 - 33.387 Ella

You don't want to anger the biggest listener base of this show.

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34.27 - 38.768 Clint

Oh, the taco community. Yep. No, I don't. Not after the roast.

38.788 - 41.439 Ella

No. Not at all.

41.719 - 44.404 Clint

Yeah. They are the backbone of this show.

44.464 - 56.423 Ella

Speaking of the roast, do we have an update from producer Ella at the social media desk on any word on when the YouTube full video of the roast is coming out?

Chapter 2: What advice can be given for naming a baby?

57.224 - 71.588 Ella

Yep, it's coming out tomorrow, baby. And we're upstairs to see the editors in their zone. Did you crack the whip on them? Oh, I did. I said I need it Wednesday. The people need to see Brie and Clint getting absolutely mauled by comedians.

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71.608 - 78.841 Clint

You Gen Z'd them and you went and you said, Hey, if it's okay, if you don't, maybe I could. Do you think that maybe? And they said, it'll be ready tomorrow.

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79.322 - 86.344 Ella

I have been channeling. I haven't told you this yet, Clint, but I've been channeling you. I have. I don't care anymore.

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86.404 - 90.393 Clint

The roast is over. Is that channeling me, is it? Not caring anymore?

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90.413 - 98.851 Ella

Well, you just don't have filler words, which I appreciate. No, no, it's just he's not very polite to people. Ah. Have I been rude to people?

Chapter 3: Who was the latest eliminated contestant from Celebrity Treasure Island?

98.891 - 100.074 Ella

Oh, no. I need to go back.

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100.234 - 102.769 Clint

No. Don't say sorry.

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103.109 - 104.011 Ella

I'm joking.

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104.031 - 105.213 Clint

Never back down. Never surrender.

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105.233 - 106.756 Ella

Okay, there you go. Wednesday.

106.836 - 107.317 Clint

Wednesday.

107.718 - 110.683 Ella

Yay. The full roast video will be out for the world to see.

110.703 - 119.499 Clint

How good, guys. Okay, we've got some great prizes for you to win today on the show. Of course, Deal or Reveal is here at 4 o'clock. $300 with Fletchwood and Hayley this morning. I think we can do better than that.

119.699 - 124.648 Ella

I reckon too. I'm feeling at least $800.

Chapter 4: What are some unusual world championships?

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Bryn the Banker will be here. Let's see what he's feeling too. That's at 4 o'clock. Treasure or the Island with Celebrity Treasure Island at 5 o'clock. And before 4 o'clock, if you're a football fan, we can get you tickets to see the Chelsea FC women's team take on an Auckland FC women's invitational game. This is quite a big deal.

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141.69 - 151.042 Ella

It is a huge deal that they're coming over here to play the Auckland FC invitational. So we've got tickets for that, which we will give to you.

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151.082 - 154.947 Clint

They're like a real football team coming down to little old New Zealand.

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154.927 - 158.054 Ella

Correct me if I'm wrong, Sam Kerr plays for Chelsea.

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158.334 - 160.479 Clint

We can't correct you if you're wrong because we don't know.

160.519 - 172.978 Ella

Sam Kerr, this absolute superstar. Aussie captain? Aussie captain. Yeah. Hold on, I've got to find this out now. Yes, she does. Oh, that's going to be a great game.

172.998 - 174.921 Clint

Well, she better come. Yeah, she better.

Chapter 5: How do you navigate parenting advice?

174.961 - 183.594 Clint

She better come. Yeah, she better. But we'll give you an activator for that. Actually, you can text us now. Soccer, if you're keen, 9696. We'll call a winner back before 4 o'clock.

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183.614 - 185.197 Ella

Soccer is spelt with two Cs.

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186.158 - 190.325 Clint

Yeah, it is. And an S. Yep. But we're not telling you in what order.

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191.086 - 191.988 Clint

You have to figure that out.

192.048 - 211.461 Ella

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Ladies. All right, here we go. If you're keeping score like we are, well, you'd know that the tradies are on 32. The ladies picking up a win yesterday. They're on 36.

212.703 - 219.433 Clint

Our lady's in Hamilton. She's 37, and we asked her for a fact, but her son says there is nothing interesting about her.

Chapter 6: What are the challenges faced by public figures?

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Welcome to the show, Stacey.

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221.897 - 221.957 Portia Woodman

No.

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223.22 - 224.982 Clint

Now, there's something interesting about you.

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225.043 - 226.384 Ella

You've got a little shit son.

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226.545 - 234.035 Clint

Yeah, apparently so. I was going to say a savage, but whatever Bree said's right. So what's his name? Is he there in the car?

234.856 - 236.679 Ella

He is. His name's Kalen.

236.699 - 237.56 Clint

Kalen, all right.

237.58 - 238.441 Ella

Kalen, you savage.

238.461 - 247.754 Clint

We're watching you, mate. You two are taking on our tradie from Taranaki today. He's 22 and he's got big muscles. Welcome to the show. It's Flex.

Chapter 7: What are the funniest customer complaints from different professions?

252.008 - 253.631 Clint

Yeah, they've got big muscles, that's why.

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253.912 - 254.913 Ella

How much are you benching?

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256.677 - 268.303 Clint

60 gigs on a good day. 60? Oh, no. That's not big. 60. Are you benching 60? Yeah. Cool, cool.

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268.323 - 270.588 Ella

Don't throw stones in glass houses, Cliff.

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270.608 - 278.466 Clint

Fletchers, I am. Fletch, your buzz is tradie. Stacey, lady, first three correct answers can have $50 cash, thanks to KFC.

278.546 - 287.065 Ella

Here we go, guys. Question number one. Fran Drescher was the famous star of which 90s sitcom? Lady. Yes, Stacey. The Nanny.

Chapter 8: How do you feel about the latest celebrity controversies?

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The Nanny. Oh, Mr Sheffield. Question number two, one to the ladies. How many bases are there in baseball?

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Three. Yes, Lex. Four, including home.

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302.466 - 312.66 Ella

Four is correct. We are one apiece. Question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. Ready? Lady. Lex.

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313.585 - 314.946 Clint

Miley Cyrus. More Miley Cyrus.

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315.567 - 328.119 Ella

It is Miley Cyrus. Two to the tradies, one to the ladies. Question number four. Where did the game Mahjong Tiles originate? Brady. Yes, Flex, for the win. China. He's got it.

328.3 - 328.52 Clint

Jeez.

333.745 - 336.067 Ella

You've got a big brain to go along with those big muscles.

336.127 - 338.37 Clint

Yeah, way to flex on us, Flex. That was pretty impressive.

339.791 - 340.512 Ella

Can I shout out a mate?

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