Chapter 1: Did you go to a shit wedding?
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It's ZM's Bree and Clint podcast. ZM's Bree and Clint, thanks to KFC.
What's going on, everybody? Welcome to the Bree and Clint show on a Wednesday. God, I thought those Olivia Dean tickets were gone this morning.
That's what I thought. I saw the video. I was like, oh, someone's picked the right case, but she took the money.
Case four. had the Olivia Deen tickets in them. This is ZM's deal or reveal, by the way. But yeah, Bryn offered $600 and they took it. I'd be tempted to give up my case for $600. Me too. But it shows you what you could be giving up, right?
Exactly, and that's always the risk. The Olivia Deen trip has been put back into another case, so it is up for grabs still.
It's back up there. We don't know where. My gut says $900.
Nine?
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Chapter 2: What makes a wedding truly memorable?
G'day, Todd. There's only one real thing to say, Todd. Queenslander!
Up the maroons. Let's go maroons. State of origin tonight. Might be a question in there today about that. Good luck, guys. Lady is your buzzer, Susie. Tradie is your buzzer, Todd. First to three wins.
Here we go, guys. Question number one. Featuring a clown, what is the highest grossing horror film of all time? Lady. Yes, Susie. It. It. It is It. Well done. It is It. It is It, released in 2017. Question number two, which theory was Albert Einstein most famous for? Lady. Yes, Susie? The gravity one?
Yeah, kind of.
The theory of what? We're looking for the theory of what? Nope, nope.
Todd, do you want a free guess? Nah.
Mainly was famous for the theory of relativity. That's right. We move on to question number three. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this song.
Big on the playlist right now, Aussie dudes. It's Tame Impala.
No points there. We move on. Still one to the ladies. Question number four. Name the two teams taking part in tonight's State of Origin. Yes, Todd? Queensland and New South Wales. There it is. That is correct. I like how you put the Queenslanders first in that answer. Question number five. We're one apiece. What is the dot over an I called? Is it a bittle, a tittle or a little? Lady. Yes, Todd?
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Chapter 3: How do you pronounce Kesha?
We move on. Question number seven. What is the name of the dog in Family Guy? Lady. Yes, Susie. It's not Stuart. No.
Stuart. Yeah, no, it's not Stuart. That's the baby.
That's the baby. That's the baby. Three, two, one. Oh, it's worth a shot, Suze. Todd? No, but nothing. No. We're going to sudden death. This is for the win. Question number eight. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. And we'll never be right.
Lady, lady. Lady? I couldn't split them. I could not split them. No, it's Lorde. We're not giving that one. Okay, we are. Buzz in when you can tell us who sings this song.
Since you've been gone.
Todd. No. Susie. No. Buzz, if you could tell us who sings this song. Todd.
Yeah, there it is. Good one, Todd.
We got there in the end, guys. We got there in the end. Race to the bottom, that one. Todd, there's 50 bucks from KFC coming your way. Congratulations. Thanks, guys. Thanks for playing.
That was good fun. Takes the tradies to 37, plays 42. Holy smokes.
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Chapter 4: What are some examples of cheap date behavior?
which is why I came across this video of these two content creators who are planning their wedding. Yeah. And I was like, oh, I'm interested because they talked about, they were like, these are controversial things that we're not doing at our wedding. Okay. And I was like, okay, because I'm planning a wedding at the moment. I was like, oh, I want to know what they're not doing. Yeah.
So are you ready? These are the things that they're not doing at their wedding.
No alcohol. Stop, stop. No alcohol?
No alcohol.
No alcohol at the wedding?
Because they don't really drink, they said. They don't really drink. They don't really want to pay for alcohol for other people to drink.
Because Ella doesn't eat meat, so she didn't have meat at her wedding. I feel like that's different. That's different.
That's different. Don't worry, we get plenty of alcohol.
I can still have a good time without meat.
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Chapter 5: What are the traits of a freak of nature?
You're still on the dance floor. The DJ's like, this is the last song. And you're like, play another song. This one, it got to like 9.30. Everyone was like...
Should we wrap it up? Should we go? Oh, that's not a good sign. Should we go? I can see producer Ella sitting out there staring at me and I know what's going on inside her brain. She's going, I wonder if Bree thought my wedding was poos. Let me just reassure you. How did you know? I can just read your mind. Your wedding was so much fun. But we did leave early. Yeah, but.
Yeah, yours was on an island. People had to get home.
True. Your wedding was just... It was on Waiheke Island. Yeah. We all had a great time and we had heaps of fun.
And everyone desperately needed some protein. But that wasn't why they left.
There were potatoes there. The food was vegan, but it was phenomenal.
There's no protein in potatoes.
Is there not? Are you thinking of carbs?
That's carbohydrates.
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Chapter 6: What are the most unusual bodily traits people have?
I'm going to get myself a nice outfit, and you're going to throw a good party.
They sound cheap.
to be honest.
Like, you know what I mean? They're like, we don't drink much alcohol, so we're not going to provide it. You know?
Like, come on. Yeah. We want to know from you guys. God, so ungrateful of us, eh?
God, so ungrateful. If that was all on the invitation, would you RSVP yes?
I would try and find something in my diary to clash with it. Same. I'd be like, oh, I'm getting baptised that day. They're like, you're 39. I'm like, yep, never too late.
It's in the Hamilton River.
We want to know, did you go to a shit wedding? This person wants to be anonymous. Understandable. Hi, anonymous. Hi, anonymous.
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Chapter 7: What are the health misconceptions about certain vegetables?
A small wedding. Yeah. Maybe. Yeah, really small, but it just looked real awkward in this massive venue.
18, they could have just had it in their school hall, you know?
Probably. Or in the backyard.
At lunchtime.
Yeah.
While they were still at school.
Absolutely. Yeah. And then the mum of the bride decided, so it had this, yeah, small intimate thing, and then... It was about lunchtime. I call it the teddy bear picnic. It was pretty much like finger food. And then after the actual marriage part, the mum of the bride put them in the middle of this massive venue.
was 30 of us sitting around them, put them on two chairs and decided to tell them how bad it was to get married at 18. Oh, no.
Holy crap.
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Chapter 8: How do millennial phrases change over time?
The story is wild. Dean, tell us what is currently being constructed on the lawn of the White House.
Yes, let me just preface this. The White House, the home of the American president. Yes. Probably one of the most prestigious buildings in the world. Yes, yes. As we speak, a UFC, a UFC as in fighting cage is being erected. It's almost as high as the White House. It is going to be for a big UFC fighting match on the lawn of the White House. It'll have 5,000 seats.
So we're talking a big, pretty big structure. And as President Trump said, this is the hottest ticket of the year or something. What is going on, Dean?
What is going on in that country, Dean? What the hell?
What is happening? That I will never have the answer to. The context is they're kind of celebrating the Independence Day something anniversary. And they thought to do that, let's put on a cage match in front of the White House on the front lawn.
I can't tell if it's insane or insanely awesome. It's to celebrate the 250th anniversary of America's independence, I believe. And they're doing it in the most Donald Trump way. We shouldn't be surprised. You shouldn't be surprised. But it is the equivalent of playing the Super Rugby final on the lawn of Parliament here in New Zealand. Why would you do it? Why would you do it?
The pictures that are coming out are crazy, eh, Dean? This is this huge dome structure that's going up there. It looks like it should be on the Las Vegas Strip.
Yeah, it really does. It looks like a set. It looks like it could be in Vegas. Yeah, it looks like a fake White House on Vegas strip. How are they going to top this for the next one? Are they going to jump monster trucks over the top of the White House?
Can you imagine somehow they figure out how to bring George Washington or Abraham Lincoln back from the dead and they're like, hey, check this out. Right. What are your thoughts? Do you guys want to go to a cage fight? Yeah, that sounds fun.
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