Chapter 1: Is there a double-standard when it comes to siblings?
You tapped it, so we're playing it. It's ZM's Brie and Clint, the podcast. ZM's Brie and Clint, thanks to KFC. ZM's Brie and Clint. Good afternoon, everybody, and welcome to the Brie and Clint show this afternoon. Happy hump day, guys. Is it, though? Yep, it is. Okay. Wednesday. Wednesday. Mate, just because it's a short week doesn't mean I'm not humping on Wednesdays.
No, I thought I'd... Are we talking about the thing? We're talking about the package. Oh, we can, yeah, we can talk about that.
Chapter 2: Who are the special guests featured in this episode?
That's what I was saying. Is it a happy hump day? Oh, yeah, not really. There's quite a bit of drama going on behind the scenes. Anybody who works in a large office place will be aware of the missing package situation. And Brie is in the grips of a missing package situation. I feel like I've gone full Sherlock Holmes on this thing. I've watched her.
She's called courier companies for drop-off times. She's talked to security guards for footage. And still no package. No package. Apparently, according to my Uber screenshot courier, it was dropped off at 2.55 on Friday afternoon. I'm checking the camera footage. There is a little bit of footage to go through just to see if the package did arrive here on site.
Chapter 3: What record-breaking tiramisu story is shared?
And you might be going, oh, food? No, it's alcohol. So you know Bree's going to get to the bottom of this. I'm going to sniff it out if it's the last thing I do. God, I feel bad for the person who has the package. It's too late. It's gone too far. Do you reckon someone's taken it? No, I want to believe the best. I believe the best. I don't think anyone has taken it.
It's accidentally under someone's desk who was just meaning to drop it off to you, but it hasn't come yet. And they slipped and fell on a couple of shots worth on Friday night. Oh, they needed to test it. To make sure it wasn't.
Chapter 4: What bizarre things have people done with their body parts?
Because they care about you too much. You know. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Poison. Okay, we have a super fun show on the way for you. Talk about superstars. Ben Barrington from Celebrity Treasure Island. Tony Lyle from the Comedy Festival. And then Rose Matafeo from Moana 2. New Zealand comedy royalty. All three on the show today. Plus your Olivia Deen track of the day is on the way. Echo.
Is that our Olivia Deen track? I don't know that Olivia Deen track.
Chapter 5: How does Bree deal with her missing package situation?
Echo. Echo. Echo. Echo. Echo. Echo. I don't know that one.
Echo. Echo.
Echo.
Yes, Ella?
It's an old one.
Oh, okay.
Oldie but a goodie.
Right.
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Chapter 6: What are the funniest sibling rivalry stories shared by listeners?
Well, it's going to play on our show. So Ella's been listening to it for years. Oh, yeah, because Ella's, yeah, yeah. She's an OG. Yeah, if you go listen to her live in Dance Club. She's a real fan. She was listening to Olivia Deen when it was on SoundCloud. Everyone knows someone who's more into Olivia Deen than you are. Oh, no, I was listening to her back in 2012. Oh, be quiet. She was 11.
I actually listened to her ultrasound. What's that? Me too. When she was in utero.
Chapter 7: What insights does Tony Lyle provide about crowd work?
It went something like... Baby steps. Okay, we'll play that before five o'clock, your Olivia Dean track. But let's get into Tradie versus Lady. Scores 28, Tradie's 23. Ladies, who wants it the most today? If it's you, then we need you to call 0800-DIAL-ZM. You can pick up that 50 bucks cash. It happens from time to time and it never happens the other way around. It only ever happens this way.
We've been hit by our lady landslides and no tradies could get through. So the ladies fill up all the lines, we pick our lady, but by that stage the tradies have stopped calling, you know? It's because I'm here. Right. You're the number one cause of lady landslides, Brita and myself. Can I get that put on my LinkedIn page, please?
Chapter 8: What is Rose Matafeo's new show about?
Could you invite some boys to your yard, please? All right, fellas. It's your time. 0800 dials at M if you want to taste this milkshake. Oh, God. This is the main event. Treaty versus ladies. Here we go, the tradies and the ladies. Score update, the ladies on 33, the tradies on 28. Our lady is a Nash Burriton. She's 27 and her birthday is this Sunday. Welcome to the show, Jodie. Hi, Jodie. Hello.
What are you doing for your birthday, Jodes? Oh, not too much. Just hanging out with some friends. Oh. What have you asked for? What was that, sorry? What have you asked for? Ninja slushie. Ninja slushie, yeah. Yeah, how good would that be? You're taking on our tradie today from Christchurch. He's 21 and he broke both arms at the same time once. Welcome to the show, Declan. Declan.
G'day, how are we going? I'm going to ask you the question everyone will want to know. How did you wipe?
Oh, I fell off a scooter, a lime scooter.
No, no, not how did you wipe out. How did you wipe? Oh, I had a rock. No, no, no, no, no. Declan, how did you wipe your bottom? How did you wipe your nose? Toilet paper. No, with two broken arms. Don't worry about it. You had two casts on. Oh, yeah. Difficult. He made it work. Yeah, okay. Never mind, Declan. I'm Scooter. Jones, your buzz is lady. Declan, yours is tradie.
First to three correct answers gets the 50 bucks cash from our friends at KFC. Good luck. Here we go. Question number one. I'm currently on the hunt for my missing courier package. Name a courier company that delivers in New Zealand. Jodie. DHL. DHL. Well done, Jodie. You're on the board with one. Question number two. Name the spicy green condiment often served with sushi. Lady. Yes, Declan.
Wasabi. Wasabi. Wasabi up with you. Question number three. One a piece. Buzz in when you can tell me who sings this. No, no, let's just sit in that reserve. Wasabi up with you. No, it's good. I appreciate the attention. Hey, it was worth a try. Question number three. It was a bad joke. Sushumi. Now you're in the same boat. Now we're in it together. Guys, who sings this song?
Are you ready for it? Lady. Yes, Jodes. Taylor Swift. Taylor Swift indeed. It is Taylor Swift. It sounded like she said Kayla Swift. Imagine if her name was Kayla Swift. I reckon her career would be quite different. I reckon too. She would have stuck with country. Yeah, I reckon. Yeah. Yep, still be rocking the cowboy hats. Hey, two to the ladies, one to the tradies. Question number four.
Which cartoon character had the famous saying, eat my shorts? Lady. Jodie. Jodie. Pat Simpson. She's got it. Just like Declan on the lime scooter, he got wiped out by Jodie. He hit the Declan. It's not funny, though, because he broke both arms. Jodie, congrats. We've got 50 bucks cash coming your way thanks to KFC and a lady victory. On you, Jode. Congratulations. Thank you so much.
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