Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Big Pod - 1st September 2026
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What is the opening banter and sponsor plug at the start of the episode?
from the ZM Podcast Network. This is for Flesh
One and Haley's Big Pod.
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Where are you, babes?
Well, actually can't say 'cause I've signed an NDA.
Wow, this is incredible.
You know that I love reality shows.
Fawn's got no um
Oh, that's 'cause you're on the different profile. Yeah.
Oh, it's just you and me, Fletch. Fawny, do you wanna trot off home? Bye. Don't give him an excuse. No. Don't give him an excuse. You're broadcasting uh from a y our lovely New Plymouth studio. Vaughan can't
give away the filming location. Oh shit,
sorry,
oh my god.
You signed an NDA for this TV show. Good lord. You did. Anyway, we'll get this sorted. Don't worry about it. No, Vaughan, just go home on.
What about this one? Yeah, this one. Yeah, but they won't have to sit too close. I'll I'll say it. Fletcher's um actually Haley's movie that she wrote, uh, is doing some reshoots. And Fletcher's been cast as the worm that was Amelia Clark all along.
The NDAs are. Not
many people listen to this show. Um she was a worm all along and Fletcher's playing one of the three worms that made up Amelia Clark's arms, legs, and torso.
Right. Baltron of worms. Again, Vaughn, we can't say. We can't give it away. Vaughan, you've got the top six coming up. Yeah, Glenfield.
We've talked about this qu uh weirdly quite a bit on the show. It was for sale. I think it's because Fletcher and I have both lived with Glenfield Mall on the north shore of Auckland, been our local mall.
Great
butter chicken back in the day. Um well it's been sold to m some Australians. So we've got the top six signs, your malls and Aussie now.
Oh, that's good. Next on the show though There's a man who was suffering with a little bit of uh bladder control.
Mm. So
he took matters into his own hands.
Napies.
Don't need a doctor. No, you'd think You'd
go a bit of nappy,
I reckon, or or a pad. Something a bit more extreme, Vaughn, I'll tell you next.
The Fletchborn and Hailey Baby Pod.
Okay, there is a forty one year old man uh in Iran. He had been having some urinary incontinence. Now, forty one have you guys started experiencing that? Meaning your forties?
No,
no. Nah, I think that's a that's a doctor's visit, isn't it, isn't it, 'cause of the prostate. The uh doesn't an enlarged prostate sit against the the pushes the urethra and so you think you're finishing your and you get a little dribble. Little triple. And that's definitely you should go to the doctor if you're experiencing any sign of the doctor. Oh no, not this
forty one year old. He he um he he was just like sick of it and didn't want to, you know, go down the um depends route of of adult pads. So
it can be weird just going in and asking another man to look at your penis.
It shouldn't be weird if that other man is. You're not going into like auto super shop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get
out get out get out, Ralph. What do you reckon on this, mate?
Well can I get a few?
That's not a super cheap auto.
Can I get a double cheeseburger, please? Six pack of chicken nuggets. Hunting and fishing
don't need
to.
Look at my pain. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Go to a doctor. Mr.
Glaçons. I'm having an issue with Mr.
Glaçons. Yeah,
yeah, yeah, yeah. Men work. So it was
Mrs.
No, no, I know. There's a Mr. and Mrs. Glassons. She works the shop floor. I
would have thought it would have been a Mr and a Mr. Glassons.
Well, that's your prejudice.
It is, isn't it? Yeah. And I've got some work to do.
So this man, uh, month of urinary incontinence, he decided he's gonna take matters into his own hand rather than popping to the doctor and he just got some super glue and he g uh glued the uh Tip of his pain closed, Fletch. And um lord. Yeah, well he thought it would help control his bladder, which it did. Briefly. You know, it I don't like this at all. It's uh like a plug or putting a thumb over the end of it. You just sort of Yeah,
but you do need that to open again at some stage, don't you, to actually Yeah, I don't know
what the sort of longer uh plan was. But after four days, y you won't believe it he d it devel it it started to burn a bit.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the opening banter and sponsor plug at the start of the episode?
0:00–8:59
2
How did the hosts describe the bizarre “super‑glue the penis” story?
8:59–22:17
3
Why are listeners debating how many times to shampoo before conditioning?
22:17–42:33
4
What is the “egg cleanse” ritual and how do the hosts perform it?
42:33–45:49
5
What are the hosts doing with vacuum‑packed foods and why does it matter?
45:49–57:46
6
How does the experiment with a vacuum‑sealed egg turn out?
57:46–1:24:03
7
What happened with the monkey at Kenya’s Gitaru power station?
1:24:03–1:32:30
8
Why do people get jealous in relationships and what stories illustrate it?
1:32:30–1:32:50
Speakers
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