Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 20th September 2026

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How did the cast‑iron “pan saga” start and why is it so important to the hosts?

Vaughan 0:00

From the Zim

Unknown 0:01

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Hayley Jane Sproul 0:02

It's Flechborne and Haley's Little Bit A Cod. Welcome to a little bit of pod. Now you may know if you're a um longtime listener of the show that once upon a time we were staying at a dock hut and there was a cast iron pan and I had a pan, I took a pan in and I was like, I'm gonna leave behind my pan and take this cast iron pan. Mm-hmm. My friend Johnny hiked it out and therefore knew became 'cause it was heavy, became known as the Johnny Nippett Department of Conservation Memorial Pan. And I love this pan. It's a cast iron pan with a wooden handle. You can take the handle off if it needs to go in the oven. It's beautiful. And then one day I was in a second hand store in Lee. You're probably familiar with it, beside the Lee Sawmill.

Hayley Jane Sproul 0:39

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a second hand store up North uh Northland technically. Is that Northland?

What happened when the crew discovered multiple identical pans and how did they react?

Hayley Jane Sproul 0:44

North of Walkland. Ah, Perodney. If she is, she's a big thing. I found exactly the same pan. And so I purchased it and I got it all seasoned up and I gave it to Johnny. And I was like, now we've both got a pan. Yeah. And then the other lads in the group were just like, this is pretty cool. Then guess what? I found a third pan. So I got that pan. And then I found a four pan. What kind of pan is this? Did they make a message? This is the thing.

Why are the hosts considering Guernsey’s low‑tax regime for a new business?

Hayley Jane Sproul 1:08

There's no brand on it. I cannot, I've done some research on the side. But it's the same one. Exactly the same pan. I mean, basically, same one. I mean, Same screw in the end that you have to undo to take off the wooden handle.

Vaughan 1:18

Right. Back in the day they only made like four things of anything. Yeah.

Hayley Jane Sproul 1:22

They made thousands of them.

Vaughan 1:23

Well I'm happy

Hayley Jane Sproul 1:24

to report. Now the pants. Wow. The problem is one of us lives in Guernsey, which is an island?

Can a British passport and marriage be used to live tax‑free in Guernsey?

Hayley Jane Sproul 1:32

An island between England and France. And I last time I sent him something. Oh, he doesn't listen to the podcast, but don't tell him. Um because he lived in England, then got an opportunity to work there, and it's kinda like this little tax haven y sitch. What is that? With super rich people. Like cars. What is if you've got a job that you don't pay tax? You don't pay no, you pay five percent tax. Yeah. And you still have access to like the NHI and stuff. In H I? NHS.

Unknown 1:56

NHS. Yeah, their public health system.

What’s the story behind the “Nazi‑era” pan and why does it matter to the group?

Hayley Jane Sproul 1:59

Yeah, they don't have as much. They s can send you back to London. No, so it's a

Vaughan 2:01

flat twenty percent personal income tax and a zero percent corporate tax rate. Yeah. So that's where we should start our business. That's how he pays next to no tax. Yes, with my British can I live there with my British passport? Yes. I'm gonna live I'm gonna go to

Unknown 2:15

Nazis. We're I'm gonna get married still, so I can come.

Vaughan 2:18

Haley's really big on marrying me for this passport, which by the way, it's probably gonna be worth uh less when they uh decouple the UK.

Hayley Jane Sproul 2:26

Yeah. It might also be your monster dick. Um 'cause of course you're not gonna sleep with anyone until you're married. So Haley's like I'll marry him just to probably cop eye cop a gawk at this monster cough.

How do you properly season, oil, and maintain a cast‑iron pan to avoid rust?

Unknown 2:38

You don't have to do anything to me with it, but I was gonna have a little looky. It is Nazi stuff.

Hayley Jane Sproul 2:43

Because the Nazis got it during World War II. So there's some Nazis awfully close to the motherland. They're well that's where they wanted it. Oh my god. Bloody Nazis.

Unknown 2:52

So what are you gonna do if you find another one of his pants? You're gonna keep collecting them as a group? Bro,

Hayley Jane Sproul 2:55

that's why I don't know. Because I do have this. I wouldn't say

Unknown 2:58

no to a pan. Okay. No

Hayley Jane Sproul 3:00

I'm not on the group. You know in the group.

Why do some hosts prefer non‑stick Teflon pans despite health concerns?

Hayley Jane Sproul 3:01

Sure. Oh wow. Okay. I could get a different pan and we could all get 'cause I've got No, I won't play a pan

Unknown 3:06

group. I've got the same

Hayley Jane Sproul 3:07

pan but bigger 'cause I bought a couple of extra ones without checking the size and they're m they're a bit bigger. Right. So we could do the bigger. How much are you have you spent on all of that? No, next to nothing. Really? Because cast iron people f it it's not easy to look it's well it is, once you know how to do it. Once you know how to throw it

Unknown 3:22

mine out.

Hayley Jane Sproul 3:22

Yeah. But people freak out and cause if you gotta oil them and season them and that great pans will last forever, but then you get a little bit of rust on it and people freak out and throw them away.