Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 17th September 2026
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What crazy road‑trip story kicks off the episode?
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It's Flechborne and Haley's Little Bit Accord. Welcome to a little bit of pod. I was driving home along Auckland's Northwestern Motorway the other day. And I saw someone moving 'cause they had a trailer on and they had their bed and they had their what do they call it? A tall boy and their dresser with the mirror on it.
Yep, and the weather the weather looked a Yep. And the weather the weather looked about.
bit iffy. I feel like shaky at the memory of doing that with a trailer. Yeah. And the mattress and you're like, if it rains, that thing's gonna take days to dry. Then I noticed what was hanging out the back window of their car was a plant. Okay. It wasn't a fiddle leaf fig. It may have been of the Ficus family.
Why is the host trying to get rid of a huge Monstera plant?
Right. And they it was obviously a tall one and they had it in the back seat of the car leaning out the window. It was just like destroyed. It was like the leads. All the leads were gone.
Yeah.
Oh, we'll just shove it what we can in the car and then someone's gonna be sick of it. It was just ruined. I did that I did
that because when I used to have so many house plants. I'm downsizing. I'm actually trying to get rid of my big Monstera at the moment. Because they're so they just have so much. It's huge. And my house is a little cottage, you know, like it's just huge. But I did that once.
How do they plan to move large houseplants without ruining them?
I got a trailer from a bloody gas station and I was like, this is the only way I can think to do this. And I stacked them all up and I drove from Mount Albert and Auckland to Avondale with it. And I got there and they were just in tatters. And I was like, what do they
think?
So you've got to get a van.
They've got to be in the car or in a van.
Or put a big black rubbish bag over the head of them at least so that they got a bit of wind protection. Nah, but then that's just
gonna get broken. Yeah, it's a it's a nightmare. It's hiring a van. It's hiring a van. This but this this thing was long. You may have had to have angled it even the in the back of a van. Oh god, you'd be pissed, 'cause those things aren't cheap either
to buy, and then they're probably your favourite houseplants. Yeah,
they are.
What trailer‑hiring tips do they share for tight driveways?
And they take years to grow.
They take so long to go big. Do you want a Monstera? I've already got his Monstera. Yeah, I hate No Borden got mine 'cause I got sick of it. It's too big. Do you want my Monstera? No, because to replace your Monstera hole? No, because then it gets too big. Shut mine's too big. I've already got like t t one and it's going big. I know. It's big. It's big.
You can cut them but they're they've got the ugly like end stalk bits. Yeah.
Can you legally reverse a vehicle all the way home?
I've grown this thing from like its little little infancy and I'm so upset to get rid of it, but it's just I know you can trim it back, but nah nah nah. I've got to get rid. I've got to make space for more antics.
That's what she needs more.
Can I actually ask you a trailer question? I've got a I've got a question. Oh, okay.
Yeah.
I'm getting some goods delivered to my house. Mm. Correct. For a project that's not ready. Yes, I will
back the
trailer
up your driveway.
So couldn't I get Vaughan to say those words? It's not that I don't believe that you Not that I don't believe it.
Why does the conversation switch to Finnish and what’s being discussed?
I can't
ever think I've backed a trailer in my mind. And you know
my driveway is skinny. I had the builder come around yesterday. He was like, um do trucks get down there? I was like, yeah, but they've got to be good.
Yeah, I know there's no room for error. And Vaughn
backed
my sparple down. I'm incredible at reversing a car down the lot. Because I grew up on a long driveway and I can just go.
I could reverse and I could reverse home. I
love reversing fast. I think it's one of the coolest noises your car can make. Could you legally could you legally reverse all the way home? I'm sure there's a law. I mean they n you 'cause you can only go so fast reversing, so I think that would be I know.
What final takeaways do they leave listeners with about plants and logistics?
In the left lane. No, the question is I'm No, you
wanna be on the bike lane. Nice and slow in the bike lane, you know.
I need you to back some stuff down my driveway, Vaughn. Well
maybe he could do it when he's doing the hedges.
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What crazy road‑trip story kicks off the episode?
0:00–0:44
2
Why is the host trying to get rid of a huge Monstera plant?
0:44–1:13
3
How do they plan to move large houseplants without ruining them?
1:13–1:53
4
What trailer‑hiring tips do they share for tight driveways?
1:53–2:16
5
Can you legally reverse a vehicle all the way home?
2:16–2:50
6
Why does the conversation switch to Finnish and what’s being discussed?
2:50–3:27
7
What final takeaways do they leave listeners with about plants and logistics?
3:27–4:17
Speakers
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