Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 12th September 2026
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What’s the quirky intro and who are the hosts of the Lil Bitta Pod?
From the Zim Podcast Network It's Flechborne and
Haley's little bit of pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod. Now we're all cat households.
We are. Yeah. Do you know what I'm noticing? He's got um he doesn't shed his whiskers anymore. Why was he
shedding his whiskers in the first place? Yeah, so big. Like huge. Well Cheeto's um even though Cheeto, my cat's one of those cats that even if he's got a cat door will just s stand at a ranch loader and meow and be like this for me where I'm just like, dude, like there's something installed for you. Excuse me, you cuck. Open this door.
Why does Cheeto the cat need a custom cat‑door and how did the hosts design it?
You've literally got a specific door that only you can use. Yeah. I always say that to
Raleigh. I'm like, I literally You architecturally I architecturally designed this for you. I got council consent for that shit.
Yeah.
Get the fuck out of there.
Does he actually use that door?
He does, but same thing. If you're around
He'll prefer to be let out by he well Cheeto's also taken to just getting into the house 'cause sometimes he can get into the laundry through the cat door, but the door's shut 'cause I don't let him inside while I'm sleeping 'cause he's annoying. He's such a meanie.
No,
you can sleep in the house. No, they're tucked in our legs.
How did the cat’s nighttime antics turn the bathroom into a horror‑movie set?
No animals inside to remember. The
Major Murray came in for some cuddles this morning. Yes, so did Rolling. Yeah. No, I
No, no, no. You're having half half the cat owner experience. Yeah.
Yeah.
You're getting all the admin and none of the heartwarming stuff. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah. Yeah. You need to open your life to the heartwarming stuff.
What caused the giant claw‑marks on the bathroom wall and what do they look like?
No,
I don't want him inside overnight. I my heart will not be warm if he wakes me up during the night with meowing it. He's very meowy. He's very meowy. Yeah. He's a ginger cat, he's super meow. I want to snuggle. Uh maybe if I'm lying on the couch he'll come in and I'll be like Pat Pat Pat, but then scoot outside. This is why you've got to get a rescue cat, not a
pedigree, one of these things you've got. I don't have a pedigree. He was literally Oh no, that's I've got a pedigree. Sorry, I'm not sure. Sorry, we
the three of
us we sort of forget. Yeah.
How do the hosts plan to repair the scratched paint and what tools will they use?
Ours
were found like literally in plastic bags. Yeah,
like
literally
like yours. They would have died. Maybe
spend a bit more and you they weren't meows. True. So he also So he's
also just taken to just getting into the house any way he can. And I was having a shower and I flipped the bathroom window open, and then all of a sudden I just see him like launch up, but doesn't quite get in, and he just goes and puts his claws into the windowsill and just like ah and just drags his claws across the windowsill of the So now the bathroom's got these like Two sets of these like huge claw marks. Like some kind of horror movie. Yeah. Through the paint. Really?
Why do the hosts recommend rescue cats over pedigrees and what’s their rescue story?
He
must have been so freaked out.
Well, I was naked, he probably jumped up and was just like, Jesus! That's huge. That would've been probably been nice. Yeah. Well, compared to a cat, I guess. Compared
to a cat. Compared to a cat. You're like, that thing's a hole.
But it's only big 'cause you're so small. You don't even know. I don't have any context for it now because I'm big. Yeah. So I don't know how do you patch repair scratching.
What’s the final takeaway about living with cats and keeping the house cat‑proof?
Well, you're gonna have to like
stand and probably uh put filler in. Yeah. I can stay there then.
I'm
not
doing that shit.
I'll come over and do it actually. I'm actually really good at the sand and fell. You're good quite good at the sand and fill. Yeah, I'm gonna go.
Well people that are gonna look at that and be like it's a good story, they're about what happened here. I'll be like, the cat saw my massive dirt. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Nice. Just frozen, just
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Chapters
7 chapters
1
What’s the quirky intro and who are the hosts of the Lil Bitta Pod?
0:00–0:40
2
Why does Cheeto the cat need a custom cat‑door and how did the hosts design it?
0:40–1:16
3
How did the cat’s nighttime antics turn the bathroom into a horror‑movie set?
1:16–1:37
4
What caused the giant claw‑marks on the bathroom wall and what do they look like?
1:37–2:08
5
How do the hosts plan to repair the scratched paint and what tools will they use?
2:08–2:52
6
Why do the hosts recommend rescue cats over pedigrees and what’s their rescue story?
2:52–3:19
7
What’s the final takeaway about living with cats and keeping the house cat‑proof?
3:19–3:42
Speakers
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