Fletch, Vaughan & Hayley's Lil Bitta Pod - 25th September 2026
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What is the quirky intro and premise of today’s Lil Bitta Pod?
From the Zim Podcast Network. It's Flechborne and Haley's Little Bit A pod. Welcome to a little bit of pod.
I can't say too much. Now this is a podcast?
Yep.
This pertains to another podcast I do.
Oh not with you. People are expecting to come back for another season. Is
a little bit sexier.
Okay.
It's very a life.
Mm.
And as part of this, we are doing a secret fuck. I don't I don I I don't know how much am I allowed to say. Doing a secret project today. Um in which I will be with people and I will have no clothing on. Oh
wow. Okay. And there
will be evidence of
this. Yes, right. That's
all I'm gonna say.
Right, okay.
So first it hits me yesterday that this is happening today.
Why do the hosts talk about a “secret project” involving nudity and no clothing?
Yeah.
And and m my immediate thought is, oh shit, the pubes.
Two months. Yeah. No pubes have been attended to.
Then you finish doing the online show.
Oh,
one month? Yeah, tops. One month? Twelve days. No, it must be out of bloody control. You've got to 'cause you 'cause you're on the pube growth peptides. You're on the you're on the hair peptides and it's all the hair.
The last one was um Nelson fifteenth. So two, three, four, five, six, six, six, six, six weeks pubes.
Yeah, six weeks. Pubes will get out of control in six weeks.
Six weeks, yeah, they start p crawling towards the knees and you're like, Oh, oi oi oi oi. So yesterday um two things happened. I need to get my toes painted for this and I needed to get my pigs ripped out. I don't want to talk about it. This I went to a place I don't usually make.
No, no,
purple. They're like purpley.
How do the hosts describe the rapid growth of pubic hair and the timeline they expect?
Like
Grimace
Purple. Yeah. All right, all right, but I'm not sure. After wedding in the early twenty tens, are your mum?
Dude, so I go I don't go to my usual place. I go into a cheap place and I say, I just want to get these removed and and a fresh set done. Yeah. Do you do chrome? 'Cause I like you know, like my sparkly, shiny toes. And she says yes. She's so fucked off I'm in her shop. Really? And about to give her money.
I l I love that.
She looks at me like Oh big fat western bitch. Like I could feel it. She's looking at my feet thinking, What hogs are under here? I can feel it. But I've got no time. I've got to get in there. So I g sit down, take off my shoes. She she does a removal and the whole time she's like,
yuck. You weren't giving her some of your famous um customer service. No no no some of your interaction rather, customer interaction.
What went wrong during the painful pedicure and why did it feel like a horror story?
No, no, no. I was I was friendly as all farmers. You weren't being a
Karen, 'cause you know you've been being becoming a Karen. No, I've been
carrots to s um people who give me a service. I've been carents to people who are um enjoying the same service as me and fucking talking through the whole film. That's who I'm carrying against. Yes,
and fair. Yeah. And fair.
No, no, no. So she hates me and is so upset that I'm there. Yeah. Gives me a quite a painful pedicure. And then the whole spends the whole time smacking my foot. Why? She hates me. She kept smacking, she'd be like touching my toes and maybe I was like Mm keeping them too red she kept it.
Oh, like she's not entirely whacking it like she's not flinging her hand around actively smacking foot. Stay still. Yeah, yeah, yeah. How much did this cost? I'd
I'd pay a good amount of
d money.
Seventy dollars.
Why is getting a pedicure in a mall setting so awkward and intimate for the hosts?
Okay, that's
too expensive for a foot space.
And then it's the worst pedicure I've ever seen in my life, by the way. Absolutely. Over the lines. Painter in your skin. She's ripping out all sorts of my hogs. She it it she just And when you when you do a pedicure, they've got to do this little sort of arbitrary five minutes of rubbing your legs and stuff. And she just hated it. Hated her.
Yeah.
She hated me to death. It was awful.
I'd be the worst because I'd only if I was like a massage person or a pedicure person, I'd only want to do it to hot people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? And I'd be like, not this one. Not this one. Um no. As I
say, big fat western pig. Anyway, so I also so I always if I c get like a Brazilian, I'll go to one place and it's you know, I'm you've gotta be careful, she's in the lady lips. And again I'm short on time and I couldn't get in with my gal.
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Chapters
8 chapters
1
What is the quirky intro and premise of today’s Lil Bitta Pod?
0:00–0:49
2
Why do the hosts talk about a “secret project” involving nudity and no clothing?
0:49–1:55
3
How do the hosts describe the rapid growth of pubic hair and the timeline they expect?
1:55–2:44
4
What went wrong during the painful pedicure and why did it feel like a horror story?
2:44–3:32
5
Why is getting a pedicure in a mall setting so awkward and intimate for the hosts?
3:32–4:35
6
How does the waxing experience unfold and what makes the therapist’s reaction so tense?
4:35–5:34
7
What funny observations do the hosts share about the mall’s layout and other customers?
5:34–6:27
8
What final reflections do the hosts give about privacy, “jib” and future episodes?
6:27–7:32
Speakers
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