Crabapple

…We'll eat off of it or your money is almost guaranteed mostly back. So guys, what are you waiting for? Get your legs so silky smooth you'll glide across the dance floor with ease. Yes, please. Come on down to Jizzy Jeff's all-male dance hall and laser hair removal studio. And as a special thank you to the township of Crabapple, Jeff is giving away a free ba…

…And while I can lay claim to having caught Crabapple's largest turtle-toed bass, my hair has left me out of luck with the ladies. Pastor Cagle, I feel if I had a job. A bed that I didn't have to blow up or my own vehicle. I might not be so lonesome when it comes to love. Well, Pastor Cagle, you've got your hands tied with this one. What can we pray for toda…

…And welcome back to WSHIT's Focus on Community. I'm Debra Flitzplatz. I'll be taking you around town to show you what's going down. Excitement grows this week in Crabapple as pastor and certified Instagram exorcist Rockwell Pattycake visits the township. He's here to perform miracles on the locals exercise demons and grow his flock and following on TikTok…