Dammit Boy

…So she runs into the house and she calls 911 and she's like, I accidentally shot my boyfriend. And paramedics, they rush to the scene. But unfortunately, it's too late. The .50 caliber bullet was too much. And damn it, boy, doesn't make it. So they arrest Mona Lisa. Here's her mugshot. They charge her with second degree manslaughter.…

…And that bullet hits exactly where it's supposed to, right in the chest. And there's a long pause from the crowd watching. Something's definitely wrong. Dammit Boy looks down and he's like, oh shit. And he sees that the bullet has gone through the book and into his chest. And Mona Lisa knows this is bad. I mean, he's hurt.…

…But here's the thing though, that pew-pew she's holding, that ain't no regular pew-pew. It's a 50 caliber Desert Eagle, a rather powerful firearm. And the full plan is to fire it from about one foot away. So anyway, Mona Lisa takes the Desert Eagle and she lifts it up and she aims it right at Dammit Boy's chest and she pulls the trigger.…