Insurance Policies

…So police arrest Snake again and they search her house and they find evidence showing she's also in the middle of committing another insurance fraud scheme, trying to have another guy who's totally separate from anything else in this story, trying to have him unalive too, so that she can collect his insurance policy money. So anyway, here's her mugshot. An…

…But when firefighters investigate and they find that a propane tank and a space heater are clustered together in the same room, they immediately know something's up. However, there's no hard evidence of any foul play. So the whole thing is ruled an accident and ol' Snake starts cashing in on that insurance money. Until again, the insurance agent who sold Sn…

…She's not actually gonna die from this. And everyone is happy. Except for Snake. Because now the life insurance policies she took out are kind of pointless. So Snake comes up with a new plan. She's like, fine, I'll unalive her myself. And she just happens to know a guy who can help her out. A family friend. This guy. Wayne.…