John Wayne Bobbitt

…So he just keeps going, taking every opportunity he can. He allegedly starts a band called Severed Parts. That apparently doesn't go anywhere because I couldn't find much about it. Then he goes on to star in an adult film called John Wayne Bobbitt Uncut. And yes, you're looking at an actual scene from that movie.…

…Then Lorena goes to her trial and she's being accused of malicious wounding. And she gets on the stand and she describes the abuse she had gone through. And lucky for her, she's also found not guilty by reason of temporary insanity. So neither of them see any real prison time for this. But then after the trials, John Wayne apparently decides that he kind of…

…One is John Wayne essaying Lorena, and two is Lorena cutting off his glizzy with a kitchen knife. And each of these crimes has a separate trial. And John Wayne's trial goes first, and he's being charged with essay. And his trial is wild, because they're like holding up pictures of his wiener for the jury and everyone to see. It's absolutely insane.…