Lil Mustache Man

…and that they had originally been looted by Little Mustache Man's military back in World War II, and that they were just recently recovered. And since Little Mustache Man really did steal that many collections of art back in the day, these art dealers start to believe that, yeah, it's actually plausible that Wolfgang and Helene's story is true. He inherite…

…But 25 years later, he's chancellor of Germany. Yet he still considers himself a connoisseur of the arts and he's still allegedly a bit salty about getting rejected from art school all those years ago. And as he directs his military to invade other countries around Europe in World War II, He also has them loot museums and raid art collections and steal all…

…So this guy did not get into art school. And that eventually caused actor Steve Martin to get conned out of $750,000. Let me explain. Now the guy, let's call him Lil Mustache Man. And Lil Mustache Man really wants to go to art school. And he applies twice. But unfortunately for him, the school is like, nah bro, and he doesn't get in because he's not very g…