Manti Te'o

…They become friends. And the more they talk, the more Manti is like, damn, this girl kind of foinked. And so by 2012, they're talking every night online and over the phone. And eventually, he decides to make Lene his girlfriend. But unfortunately, they can't meet up because he goes to Notre Dame while she goes to Stanford, which is on the other side of the…

…Have I ever told a joke about someone and later felt bad about it? Well, yeah, all the time actually. So this is Manti, and Manti is 20 years old during this time, living in Indiana, and he's a college football star who everyone knows is going to eventually be in the NFL. But one day in 2011, Manti does something that's going to change his life forever. He…