Middle school

…And most importantly, the return address on the money mailed to Hitman was the address of the middle school. So police know Principal was the one who mailed it. So then bam, they arrest Principal. Here's his mugshot. And they arrest Hitman. Here's his mugshot. And they're both charged with first degree murder. They plead guilty and Principal gets life in pr…

…See, the dance team at his middle school just held a fundraiser and raised a bunch of money for a spring break trip they're gonna take. And he's the principal, so he knows where they keep this money. So Principal, he just goes and he steals about $2,700 from the middle school dance team's fundraiser. And then he packs all that money in a box and he takes it…

…So this guy, let's call him Principal, because he's a middle school principal. And Principal loves to smash. He smashes with his wife. He smashes with his multiple girlfriends on the side. He's a busy guy. But one day, one of his side chicks delivers some devastating news to him. She pulls him aside, and she tells him she's pregnant. And Principal, he prete…