Orchid

…Wait, so Orchid, he has Orchid too? Yeah, okay. So why didn't Orchid like remind him that it's the fucking anniversary then if that's what it's supposed to do? Yeah, okay, so that's the thing is maybe Orchid is showing that it plays both sides.…

…Wait, hold up. That message said, if this works, he owes me dinner, too. Okay. How does that work? I think Orchid is looking for a thruple. Oh, yeah, okay. She likes their vibe. Yeah, what do AI Chapas, what do they eat? I mean, not a she. Who knows what an Orchid is? Or, yeah, you never know. I just don't know what an AI Chapa would even eat.…

…And then Orchid said, yeah, that's actually insane. And then she says, can you fix it? And then Orchid says, way ahead of you. So let's see how this AI assistant, I guess, fixes her boyfriend forgetting the anniversary. I'm going into this glass half full. I think Orchid's going to help. Seems really nice. Seems nice.…