Sandy's wife

…So there's like half a million dollars of luxury goods chilling at the bottom of this lake. Regardless, local police eventually find it, and the FBI finds Sandy wherever the hell he's been hiding, and bam, they arrest him. And I don't have a mugshot, but here's a picture of him in real life. And of course, after all this, his wife tries to play it off like,…

…And of course, people around Sandy, they aren't stupid. because Sandy and his wife are making it so obvious. You can't just have a $50,000 a year job and fly around on private jets all the time. And so people around them see him wearing all these new Rolexes, driving these new cars, taking trips to Napa Valley, and they're like, yo, doesn't this guy make 50…

…He like starts flying on private jets. Here's a picture of him and his wife on a private jet. Here's another picture of them on a private jet. And here they are vacationing in Napa Valley. And like he and his wife are driving brand new $100,000 cars every couple of months. Like one month it's a Mercedes, then it's a Bentley, then it's a Porsche.…