Aaron Smith-Levin

So now you're auditing yourself.

You're telepathically talking to the things that are stuck to you.

You are thinking the commands instead of saying them out loud.

And you sort of do drills where you practice looking for e-meter reads at the instant you have a thought.

You're telepathically auditing spirits that L. Ron Hubbard says are stuck to your body.

Does this sound like a recipe for a mental breakdown?

Very often does.

And you combine that with the fact that Scientology is against any forms of mental help or health outside of Scientology, and you have a recipe for disaster.

Now, you might go, where did all these spirits come from that are stuck to your body?

This is where Xenu comes into play.

So Hubbard says that 75 million years ago, Xenu was basically a dictator at...

The Galactic Confederation is like 70-something or 80-something planets somewhere in the Milky Way.

And Xenu was like a dictator, an overlord for either one of these planets or the whole system.

And they had a population problem.

And Xenu was like, we need to get rid of like half the people.

So we called them all in for tax audits.

Alvin Hubbard didn't like the IRS.

So of course the story has to do with tax audits.

Okay.

Called them all in for tax audits, said, psych bitches, froze them in glycol, loaded them up on space planes, flew them to earth.