Aaron Weber
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233 appearances
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first heard Mar 2025
last heard Mar 2025
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So it was a big family thing because we're a big Catholic family from Alabama. So I loved it. I have no regrets. I'm still paying them a lot of money. And, you know, it's one of those things. It's like I probably if I knew I was going to do stand up comedy, I could have just not done stand up. Yeah. So maybe that would have made more sense to do that. But I have no regrets.
It was a great experience. I still am very close with a lot of the guys I met there. So. I love it. I'm still a huge Notre Dame fan. It's fun to every football season reconnect with my old buddy.
We just had a great season this year. Yeah, you did. It's great, man. Yeah, it feels like Notre Dame is back to the old days of glory. They had a great season this year. Do you go up to South Bend and watch the games? Do you still go up there? I try to. It's tougher now that I'm working every weekend. But there was a while there where, yeah, I tried to go up for at least one or two games a year.
And now I'm trying to find – I just booked a – I did my 10-year reunion last year.
Which was – You're not that old. You got 10 years, huh? Golly, yeah. It's crazy to say, but the gig was terrible. But it was fun to be back on campus for a bit. Wait, hold on. Did you do the 10-year reunion? Yeah, I did stand-up. You did stand-up at your 10-year reunion? Oh, wow. Oh, yeah. Okay, so now you got to tell us about this. So why was it terrible?
It's just like a crowd full of drunk people who probably are not paying attention to what you're doing? No, you know, I thought that that's what it would be. Sure. But the people were actually great. It was as if they found a list that I had made of everything to ensure a comedy show would go bad. Yeah. Terrible sound, terrible lighting.
We were in, I mean, a hollowed out old hockey arena, huge room. I had a small stage with a podium. I mean, it was just the worst setup imaginable for a stand-up show. But I think it was so bad that they kind of, the crowd even understood what an impossible setup it was. So I ended up having fun. But it was like, if I come back and do this again, I'm going to have to make some demands.
Behind a podium with like the Notre Dame symbol in front of it.
There was a lot of pressure because you can imagine most of my Notre Dame friends are very successful. They have crazy careers now. I don't even understand what they do for a living. I mean, they're like, yeah, you know, I'm a hedge fund manager, accountant for E&Y. I'm like, I don't even know what any of those words are. And I'm like, well, this is what I've been doing for 10 years.
So I hope it goes well. This is what I've been doing. Hey, I've been at Zany's for 10 years. You can go back to your E&Y and do your hedge fund management. You go back to making your millions of dollars. I'm not here making a real difference in the world.
That's right.
Oh, my God. That is hilarious. The picture of you up there with a podium is actually pretty funny. And by the way, if you ever need somebody to drive you up to South Bend, like a DD, I'm happy to take you there. Just give me a ticket so I can get in the door. That's like the golden goose of fandom for a lot of my family is going to a Notre Dame game.
And I'm like, then why did you never go to a Notre Dame game? Yeah. Why didn't you just drive over to South Bend and go to a Notre Dame game?
Tickets are available to anybody.
That's what I keep telling my father, and he just didn't understand. He was like, well, I've got to get tickets, and there's hotel rooms. And I'm like, yeah, it's called travel, Dad. All you have to do is pick up the phone at Delta.com. I've got to have a suitcase. I've got to, yeah. Yeah.
He paid like $4,000 to see the Cubs win the World Series, but you can't pay $40 to go see Notre Dame, your favorite team ever. That's pretty cool, though. I get that. That probably felt like a once-in-a-lifetime thing. Yes. And, you know, I was so... I kicked myself repeatedly. I watched it here. I cried. As a lifelong diehard Cubs fan, I died every season. And...
But when the tickets became $7,000, $8,000, $9,000, I also was on my way to my first child. And I just couldn't justify spending that kind of money on a Cubs ticket. I should have spent the money. Yeah, you're going to debt anyways. I'm going to go into debt anyways. And you know what? Does my kid really need another fucking speaking spell? He's got 12 of them. He could have done without.
He doesn't even care. You can reuse these diapers a bit. I told my wife.
Cloth diapers. I'm going to go see the Cubs. I'll talk to you later. I'll be back on Tuesday. You know, I was raised on cloth diapers. Yeah. And the pictures of me as a baby, I look ridiculous. It's silly. Enormous looking. Yes. I mean, they look crazy. It's like, I was raised on cloth diapers. I still have a yeast infection.
And there's like this service that comes and picks them up and cleans them for you. You know, there's like services you can get. But it all just sounds so gross. I mean, I thought we thought about cloth diapers because we thought it'll save us money. It'll treat the environment right. You know, you don't throw away all that trash.
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