Abbie Chatfield

Isn't that plan a thing down here?

Okay, cool.

Sorry.

Sometimes I make Queensland jokes and I go, oh, it's like being at the caco.

People go, people from Sydney don't get it, you know.

Well, that's the thing.

Giving her such strong pain medication then wouldn't get to the source.

No.

Right?

It's just a Band-Aid.

forever like what be on oxy forever as well oxy isn't even meant to be i mean from what i understand oxy's meant to be like if you have a broken bone or you've gone through major major surgery and it's just like for a short period of time if she's in this much pain and she's 12 why would they be setting her up i didn't think this would happen in australia this feels very americano you know

I've had that.

When I went into the emergency room one time and I'd like buckled over in pain, my boss had to carry me to the emergency room and I was like, it could be pancreatitis, it could be, I don't know, it could be an ovarian cyst, I don't know.

And the doctor just said in the emergency room, he goes, no, it's gone over here.

And I go, well, I'm in a long distance relationship.

I haven't seen him for three months and I've also been tested in between because I get tested.

It was like a fairly new relationship and I was getting tested so that I knew that, you know, there wasn't anything missed or because some of them take a while to show up on tests and I was like, I've been tested like three times.

I don't have gonorrhea.

And he goes, yeah, you do.

And he goes, all right, open your legs and then put his finger inside.