Abbie Chatfield

And you're looking at me weirdly or you're staring at me from the corner or you're talking to Adam to try and talk to me or you're leeching onto me to try to talk to Adam and you're

Even like on Adam and I will be on a date.

And I just want to say as well, if it looks like I'm on a date, please don't come and talk to me.

Like, I don't want to cry, but it's like Adam and I have so little time together and we go on dates and people come up and I know that you feel like you're the only person that's done it that day.

But if you're the 15th person that's asked – because it happens more with Adam because Adam's tall.

So Adam in a crowd you can see his bloody big curly fucking head and then you see my curly fucking head and it's like, well, there they are, fucking Eurovision entrance for 2028 asked together.

We're very noticeable and it's like –

I just want to have a nice day and feel free to get tipsy.

Like it's like I'm in this phalanx state.

I can't get tipsy.

You're in the panopticon.

Yeah, exactly.

I can't get tipsy.

I can't be drunk.

I can't be giggly.

I can't be loud.

I can't even be like a bit like offered or look sad in public or Adam and I can't like cry to Adam in public.

Like because Adam – like if I've cried in public before with Adam talking about something else –

Adam has been like, don't use your hands when you're talking because if someone gets a photo of this, they're going to think that you're yelling at me.

And it's like, yeah, or they're going to think that I'm yelling at you.