Abby Wambach

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3,503 appearances 32 recordings 5 series first heard Dec 2024 last heard 2d ago

Abby Wambach’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.

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Recordings per month over the last 12 months — 25 in all, peaking in Sep 2026 with 7.

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Dude, where's my car?

I just keep doing it.

I just keep going up and down and up and down and up and down.

Three hours later, I'm not joking.

The elevator comes down to the garage.

Who steps off the elevator?

The general counsel of the company stepped off the elevator.

No.

Because he's going home for the day.

He's going home for the day.

I am standing with the dolly that he has left me with three hours prior with no explanation as to how and why this would possibly be the case.

Oh, no.

And I just had to make some shit up.

Like, yeah, I just got to do some legal things here with you.

What happened?

I had to wait till everyone left.

For what?

So I could find my car.

It was the only car left.

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