Adam Buxton

Thumbs up.

This is going to be great.

You know, an hour later, Charlize Theron is on all fours with Seth Rogen.

fucking her from behind while she says, while she says, reach around and choke me a little bit and while you smack my butt.

Mum, are you, is this, are you enjoying this?

Shortly before...

going staggering off to the kitchen to get more champagne and and tripping on the rug and emptying her glass on the way back on the dog anyway later that night i'm helping her up to her room and she's saying i don't know what's wrong with me and i'm like well you're pretty pissed but it was because she was old you know and she passed a mirror and she looked at herself in the mirror and she scowled and she went i hate getting old and i was thinking you're not getting old mum you

But it was sad to see her at war with it, you know, in that way.

Like still upset and angry by what time was doing to her face.

But I get it, man.

I mean, I always felt like, you know, I think of it as...

you look in the mirror and it's like you've been injured.

You know what I mean?

And usually when you look at an injury, it's like, oh, I've got a cut there or a bruise or whatever, and it's going to heal.

But with aging, it doesn't.

And it's still hard to kind of get your head around it.

You're like, what's wrong with my face?

What's happened to my face?

It used to be better, didn't it?

Like, when's that going to sort itself out?