Adam Conover
speaker
142 appearances
2 recordings
1 series
first heard May 2025
last heard May 2025
Adam Conover’s voice in public audio — every appearance, attributed to the second.
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Danke, dass ich da bin. Ich bin einfach so gespannt, mehr Geschichten von unserem coolen Freund Abraham, Robert, Ivan. Private. Private. Private, ja. Oh, oh, oh, der beste war Leslie.
And he's just a great guy. He's just murdering a few more Nazis than he should. That's not great, but you know, he's taking his revenge.
What kind of documentation would one even have at this point? What is he a citizen of? And is there any such thing as records, given what's happened in Europe?
Hitler musste einfach die Anzahl von Leuten... Ich war Hitler's Optometrist. Ich habe Hitler's Pool gescrubbt. Ein paar persönliche Dienste brauchte er.
Yeah, I set up his aquarium. It was really complicated. Then he needed me to come out every two weeks to clean Hitler's aquarium.
Du musst auf Antiques Roadshow gehen.
Ja, sie haben nie das gute Ding da. Du musst mit den Hitler-Picks und den Großvater-Klocken gehen.
Just like a guy that, man, you know, that downfall of the Third Reich and like the Holocaust and all that. Really bad for my dog breeding business.
Yeah, you know, I sold German Shepherds to Hitler. I thought it was a good bet at the time. I thought it would keep going. Seemed like he was on the way up, you know. It was the MySpace of its day. How could it have failed? Why won't anybody think of how this affects dog breeding businesses?
Well, I mean, also, this man, his entire family was murdered in the Holocaust.
Hitler's dog breeder sounds like a side mission from Wolfenstein, you know, of someone you go murder.
No, no, no, no, no. This wasn't Hitler's dog. No, no, no, no, no. This was the sire of Hitler's dogs. Yeah, yeah. I stole Hitler's dogs dead. Every Nazi owned dogs who were sired by this dog.
I also just have to say, if your biographer is like starting a paragraph with, and then he met a dog breeder and arranged to purchase a dog, it's not a good dog purchase story.
Ja, die Verkaufsverkaufe von Hunden machen es nicht. Ich meine, ja, du weißt, wie Nixon seine Biografie nicht viel Zeit auf Checkern verwendet.
He takes revenge on literally everybody who had anything to do with Nazi, just people who were just hanging around in Germany for a day. He slaughters them, but he's like, the dog I like. The dog's fine. Hitler's dog's dad, that's a Nazi I'm okay with.
Yeah, I mean, it just... War affects everybody so differently. I would think that if I escaped the miserable poverty of Central Eastern Europe and the worst war in the history of humanity, killed a bunch of people, managed to not die in either the Holocaust or the fighting, and then achieved a position of social prominence, I'd say, you know what, maybe I'll take a summer off.
Maybe I'll just be content to be alive.
Sie sagten, wir sind chemisch kastrierte Mathematiker, wir haben Scheiß hier.
People are writing each other handwritten letters and shit going, I discovered something. Yeah, nukes!
His articles are all like, it's great to murder Germans actually. Pretty cool. Blowing a mayor's brains out because a tank fired at you is a heroic deed.
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