Adam Friedland

So then I'm like, dude, I hate you like so much.

Hell yeah.

You just fucking suck.

Yeah.

All right.

Like.

No, dude, you're fucking killing it.

I'm going to punch you so hard.

Right in the face?

When I punch you, it's going to be two hits, all right?

It's going to be the hit of me punching you and then the recording, audio recording of everyone laughing in the stadium, which is going to become a number one hit single and sell more copies than Candle in the Wind, okay?

The...

I do feel bad a little bit and I want to just no one's telling you something.

And I this is what makes me feel bad about how bad I'm going to be in Winston-Salem, North Carolina.

So, like, I don't know if you know this, but the only reason you've got a secret, the work that you work here at this company is because your parents.

OK, your mom had sex with every single guy at the company.

even the guys that clean the bathrooms.

And not only them, just guys that live near the building.

All of the fights you've had so far, oh God, this is embarrassing.

All the fights you've had so far have been fake because your mom, they feel bad for you, so they let you win.