Adam Friedland

because they had sex with my mom.

And then your mom also has sex with them, and your dad writes them a check for a million dollars.

Yeah.

And all the fights, including even when you were a kid, because your mom had sex with those kids.

With those kids, too.

And your dad wrote them a check for a million dollars.

Yeah.

Also, I've got to say, the only reason they hired you is because it's free, because your dad writes AEW a check.

And then they give it to you to make you feel like you have a job.

And then also, this is unrelated, but could you, like...

have a favor yeah could you this is weird could you ask your your wife to stop trying to have sex with me so much okay okay because the text messages she's been sending have been I mean quite frankly disturbing yeah and she knows that my girlfriend is ten times hotter than her yeah and finally here comes my catchphrase okay I just listen

you fucking crap.

Yeah.

Listen, crap.

Okay.

I have one question for you and it's a simple yes or no answer.

Yeah.

Do you recognize Israel's right to exist?

She is.

Brain cancer.