Adam The Liar
👤 SpeakerAppearances Over Time
Podcast Appearances
Hello, this is the manager of American Express.
How may I help you, Mr. Green?
Yeah, listen, I know I'm just a couple days late on that payment, but what I'd like to do is I'd like to offer you a limited opportunity to partner with my brand new NFT slash coin altcoin called QueefCoin.
I'm sorry, did you say QueefCoin?
Don't be alarmed by the name.
Essentially, what you do is you take a real life Queef and you put it into your internet box and it comes out and it makes QueefCoin.
You're missing out on an opportunity.
What if you pay me $1,000 to talk about QueefCoin?
How would you like unlimited inventory on the commercial break?
Yes, we've heard about the commercial break.
I'm telling you what, we're going to pass for now.
Call us back in a couple of years when you start getting paid on that show.
You don't take QueefCoin?