Adam The Liar

I can just see him.

Yeah, with two big motorcycle helmets.

I mean, unless you have a place to put them.

But, I mean, I imagine he's walking in with them.

They get stolen all the time.

But now he's saying that it says something about you.

I can just see the streets of London packed with people on each side.

And Adam's riding down with his little scooter.

I say something about myself and I walk into a bar with two helmets.

Either I'm going to take someone home or someone just left.

One of the two, but it says something.

It's the one thing that will mess you up?

Yeah, that's it.

In the whole process of meeting a girl and finding the right one to bed, it's the one thing that will mess you up.

If you get logistics, if you just turn your lighting on correctly in the house before you leave, you're guaranteed to get laid.

He comes up, I open the door, and he goes, Adam, are you sleeping?

No, shithead, I'm at the door.

Are you sleeping?

Yes, I'm sleeping while I'm talking to you here at the door.

Dumb shit.