Adam The Liar

No human wants friction in that kind of situation.

We of course want it to be easy and it flows and it's back and forth and everybody's excited and you get all hot and bothered.

If you have to work for it, it feels, yes, of course you should work for love.

That's not what I'm saying, but we're not talking about love.

We're talking about a lay.

If you go to a bar looking to get laid, I promise you the last thing you want is her saying no all the time.

It just makes sense.

You think these guys came here to tell you how hard it's going to be?

No, they want the easy answers.

One of the best ways to make sure you're ordering drink after drink after drink after drink, pushing through to the next step.

This is like a sales seminar or something.

I feel like I'm at a sales conference at the old radio station.

Yeah, that most of them are freaked out by you.

what other reaction would you get i don't know oh my god all right exactly all right okay i don't know that i get a whole nother section of this i know yeah this goes on for two hours by the way afc afc adam afc adam with the snl and the poise

And Spike and Spear and... Spear?

Yeah, Spear.

Who gave him that name?

Spear in Miami.

Oh, my God.

This is fucking insane, people.